Slatten and the Genie
Mar 9, 2019 17:13:15 #
Slatten finds a lamp.
He rubs it and a genie emerges.
The genie tells him he will be granted three wishes.
Slat thinks for a moment and says, 'First, give me a bottomless mug of Dr.Pepper'
A mug of Dr.Pepper appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again and the mug is magically refilled.
Slat is thrilled and continues to drink.
The mug never empties.
Then the Genie says, 'And what about your other two wishes?'
Slat thinks for a moment and says, 'Give me two more just like this one!'
He rubs it and a genie emerges.
The genie tells him he will be granted three wishes.
Slat thinks for a moment and says, 'First, give me a bottomless mug of Dr.Pepper'
A mug of Dr.Pepper appears in his hand. He sips it once, then again and the mug is magically refilled.
Slat is thrilled and continues to drink.
The mug never empties.
Then the Genie says, 'And what about your other two wishes?'
Slat thinks for a moment and says, 'Give me two more just like this one!'
Mar 9, 2019 17:57:55 #
badbobby wrote:
Slatten finds a lamp. br br He rubs it and a geni... (show quote)
Good one there badbobby I got a good laugh out of that one.
Mar 9, 2019 18:00:27 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Slatten finds a lamp. br br He rubs it and a geni... (show quote)
Yeah, I was thinkin' of selling the other two to brothers for an exorbitant amount...though, one of 'em needs to be a Diet Dr. Pepper
Mar 9, 2019 18:13:04 #
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, I was thinkin' of selling the other two to brothers for an exorbitant amount...though, one of 'em needs to be a Diet Dr. Pepper
Dr. Pepper.... Haven't had one of those in twenty years... Brings me back....
Personally I would have at least one of those wished to pay off sone IOUs..
Mar 9, 2019 18:16:36 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Dr. Pepper.... Haven't had one of those in twenty years... Brings me back....
Personally I would have at least one of those wished to pay off sone IOUs..
Personally I would have at least one of those wished to pay off sone IOUs..
Good idea, CD
However, unlike you, I have no IOUs...except BB's owed to me. 
The ol' feller won't pay up
Mar 9, 2019 18:31:49 #
slatten49 wrote:
Good idea, CD However, unlike you, I have no IOUs...except BB's owed to me.
The ol' feller won't pay up
However, unlike you, I have no IOUs...except BB's owed to me. The ol' feller won't pay up
the t***h is
you have many outstanding IOUs
written to me and signed by you
'but you can't stand the t***h'
pay me Slat
Mar 9, 2019 18:41:37 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
the t***h is
you have many outstanding IOUs
written to me and signed by you
'but you can't stand the t***h'
pay me Slat
you have many outstanding IOUs
written to me and signed by you
'but you can't stand the t***h'
pay me Slat
I have to admit, BB. You enjoyed your money. Most of it went via gambling losses to Marines, and part of it went to women. The rest, however, you spent foolishly.
You did learn your lesson well, though: Gambling is a sure way of getting nothing for something.
Mar 9, 2019 18:48:19 #
slatten49 wrote:
I have to admit, BB. You enjoyed your money. Most of it went via gambling losses to Marines, and part of it went on women. The rest, however, you spent foolishly.
You did learn your lesson well, though: Gambling is a sure way of getting nothing for something.
You did learn your lesson well, though: Gambling is a sure way of getting nothing for something.
go back to your Genie
tell him that after you have thought deeply about the other two wishes
to make that three jugs more
Mar 9, 2019 19:23:34 #
slatten49 wrote:
I have to admit, BB. You enjoyed your money. Most of it went via gambling losses to Marines, and part of it went on women. The rest, however, you spent foolishly.
You did learn your lesson well, though: Gambling is a sure way of getting nothing for something.
You did learn your lesson well, though: Gambling is a sure way of getting nothing for something.
Used to play poker with some Russians and Indians... No money... We bet beer... Very progressive... Everyone 's a winner
Mar 10, 2019 16:48:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Used to play poker with some Russians and Indians... No money... We bet beer... Very progressive... Everyone 's a winner
CD, one can't help but notice that you seem to like beer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcIJew-ePOQ
Mar 10, 2019 17:38:34 #
slatten49 wrote:
CD, one can't help but notice that you seem to like beer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcIJew-ePOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcIJew-ePOQ
I know that wasn't for me but thanks Slat
Tom's one a my favs
Mar 10, 2019 19:54:40 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I know that wasn't for me but thanks Slat
Tom's one a my favs
Tom's one a my favs
Well, there's plenty of 'em out there, but here's one by Eric Church...just for you, ol' feller.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq4DV7BID5U
One more especially for ya'
….https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBKLqMC0BNk
And, ya' durn Squid, perhaps my favorite Tom T. Hall song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45u0kdUgFgo
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