bahmer

After 76 years on planet earth I am not that innocent anymore as are most of us males.

badbobby Loc: texas

I ain't gonna make you stray from the righteous path bahm
get that dastardly person to tell it to you

bahmer

Badbobby said to ask you about Thr Lone Ranger and Tonto camping out.
So now I am asking you what about this joke?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I'm not as old and indecent as BB, Bahmer. But, following BB's lead about their camping out, I'll tell the joke as I remember it. His, apparently, is much 'earthier'.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell YOU, Tonto?"

"Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent."

bahmer

That's a good one there Slats and I have no idea why badbobby couldn't tell it unless he is losing his memory or something.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Well, the ol' feller is getting way up there in years, ya' know.

Then, again, BB may know another one that is too crass for those of our youth and innocence.

badbobby Loc: texas

I'm not leading either of you astray
I must think of my reputation

bahmer

And what may that reputation be there badbobby?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

The following is the one I had referenced...

Chief No Move!

An Indian named Chief Bowels lived in a teepee on the reservation. One day he received a letter from the state division of highways that said that they were going to build a freeway and it would go right through where his teepee was located and he would have to move.

He was very upset about this because his ancestors had lived in that exact place for many generations.

He decided to go into town to talk to someone and get them to change the route of the freeway.

He arrived in town but didn't know where to go so he asked someone for directions to the local office of the highway department. He was told to go three blocks straight ahead then turn left for two blocks and it would be on the right.

He went three blocks straight ahead then turned right and went into the building on the left. It was a drugstore.

The druggist asked him if he could help him and the Indian replied. "Bowels no move!"

"Oh," said the druggist. That's no problem. Take this twice a day for a week." he said, as he gave the Indian a bottle of medicine.

The Indian left and one week later the he returned. "Hello," said the druggist. "Did that medicine work?"

"Bowels still no move!" said the Indian.

"Well, well," said the druggist. "It appears that we will have to use something a little stronger. Take this four times a day for a week."

The Indian left and one week later he returned. "Hello again," said the druggist. "How are you doing?"

"Bowels still no move!" said the Indian.

"Oh my goodness!" said the druggist. "This really calls for something drastic. This is the most powerful treatment in existence. Take it eight times a day for a week."

The Indian left and one week later he returned. When the druggist saw him he asked, "bowels move?"

"Bowels have to move" said the Indian. "Teepee full of POOP."

bahmer

I have very sore butt will have to leave chair shortly. The flying lesson that I had the other day on the icy drive is playing havoc with my landing gear. The flight was about a millisecond in duration but the landing gear did receive a significant bump when it came into contact with the ground.

badbobby Loc: texas

an upstanding American patriot

badbobby Loc: texas

guess that'a one way to say
you fell on your ass

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You're really quick in picking up on the blatantly obvious, aren't you, ol' feller

badbobby Loc: texas

not as quick as you
to impugn my post
dadgum Jarhead

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Well, you do bring out the worst in me.