bahmer and makin love
Feb 28, 2019 13:37:19 #
A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest.
So he decides to test this theory. He convenes all the couples he can find at a special seminar.
He then starts by asking the many people in the audience. “How many people here make love once a day?”
Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely.
“Once a week?”
A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant.
"How many of you make love once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. No grins could be sighted.
Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?” To his shock, bahmer in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands and whistling.
The therapist is shocked—bahmer's reaction completely disproves his theory! “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”
bahmer yells, “Today’s the day!”
So he decides to test this theory. He convenes all the couples he can find at a special seminar.
He then starts by asking the many people in the audience. “How many people here make love once a day?”
Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely.
“Once a week?”
A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant.
"How many of you make love once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. No grins could be sighted.
Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?” To his shock, bahmer in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands and whistling.
The therapist is shocked—bahmer's reaction completely disproves his theory! “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”
bahmer yells, “Today’s the day!”
Feb 28, 2019 13:52:36 #
badbobby wrote:
A therapist has a theory that couples who make lov... (show quote)
Being an old poker player,all I can say is if you have a good hand play it out.
Feb 28, 2019 13:52:53 #
badbobby wrote:
A therapist has a theory that couples who make lov... (show quote)
Badbobby is just remembering his own life in these tales and today is the day for badbobby and mama because I have no mama to do it with any more. Besides my butt and the back of my head are kinda sore where I landed after slipping on the ice this morning.
Feb 28, 2019 13:59:40 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
br A therapist has a theory that couples who make... (show quote)
Good joke, BB.
But, I predict less support from Bahmer in the future.
Feb 28, 2019 15:51:52 #
slatten49 wrote:
Good joke, BB.
But, I predict less support from Bahmer in the future.
But, I predict less support from Bahmer in the future.
naw bahm is steadfast and true blue
he knows i;m jus hoorawin him
sides he's gettin noticed a lot on OPP
Feb 28, 2019 15:53:53 #
bahmer wrote:
Badbobby is just remembering his own life in these tales and today is the day for badbobby and mama because I have no mama to do it with any more. Besides my butt and the back of my head are kinda sore where I landed after slipping on the ice this morning.
dam bahm
sorry bout chur butt
no worry bout chur head though--take more'n that to hurt it
Feb 28, 2019 15:55:36 #
bahmer wrote:
Badbobby is just remembering his own life in these tales and today is the day for badbobby and mama because I have no mama to do it with any more. Besides my butt and the back of my head are kinda sore where I landed after slipping on the ice this morning.
mayhaps it's time you looked around Bahm
but the lovely Linda is not to be approached
Feb 28, 2019 15:56:33 #
badbobby wrote:
dam bahm
sorry bout chur butt
no worry bout chur head though--take more'n that to hurt it
sorry bout chur butt
no worry bout chur head though--take more'n that to hurt it
Thanks so much for those kind words of yours. I will sleep well knowing your concern for my safety.
Feb 28, 2019 16:25:11 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Thanks so much for those kind words of yours. I will sleep well knowing your concern for my safety.
You do remember The Marines' 'Semper Fi', don'cha, Bahmer
Those durn Squids can't be trusted.
Join the winning team
Feb 28, 2019 16:31:41 #
slatten49 wrote:
You do remember The Marines' 'Semper Fi', don'cha,... (show quote)
Slat
you remind me of a puppy sitting for treats
leave bahm alone
he knows where he wants to be
Feb 28, 2019 16:39:38 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Slat
you remind me of a puppy sitting for treats
leave bahm alone
he knows where he wants to be
you remind me of a puppy sitting for treats
leave bahm alone
he knows where he wants to be
Ya' durn Squid 
Feb 28, 2019 16:41:07 #
Mar 1, 2019 13:17:16 #
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