This is much better than what you can buy-----Get you a big ol stockpot around 8 quart size. Start off with 12 cups of water--bring it to a boil and when it starts boiling add 9 cups of sugar and bring it up to boil---add 1 cup of instant coffee crystals---stir for a minute and take off of the stove. Set the pot in a sink full of cold water and let cool--- test it with your finger to make sure it has cooled down---Once it is cooled down add one cup of real vanilla--I prefer Mexican vanilla such as Molina--- and stir it a lot---Pour in 1/2 gallon of cheap vodka--one quart of Everclear-- and one pint of Brandy--stir it all up while you are adding the booze. Bottle it--drink some--You can add a second bottle of Everclear or a quart of vodka for an added kick but it is not neccesary. Keep this recipe secret and people will beg you for it.

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