Jogger Paid Cougar to Attack
Feb 25, 2019 07:44:25 #
BREAKING...
The Colorado man who recently k**led a mountain lion with his bare hands has been called in by Colorado police for questioning after it was learned that he paid the cougar to attack him.
In his defense, he stated that the cougar was wearing a MAGA hat and threw bleach at him - he also thought he was underpaid at work and he had some drug problems, so the police might let him go - if he can demonstrate that his ancestors were victims of s***ery, oppression of homosexuals, or Jim Crow laws.
The Colorado man who recently k**led a mountain lion with his bare hands has been called in by Colorado police for questioning after it was learned that he paid the cougar to attack him.
In his defense, he stated that the cougar was wearing a MAGA hat and threw bleach at him - he also thought he was underpaid at work and he had some drug problems, so the police might let him go - if he can demonstrate that his ancestors were victims of s***ery, oppression of homosexuals, or Jim Crow laws.
When I first saw that I thought he paid one of these
Feb 25, 2019 07:56:52 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
buffalo wrote:
BREAKING... br br The Colorado man who recently k... (show quote)
Very funny. 
I'm guessing it's from The Babylon Bee.
Feb 25, 2019 08:08:29 #
slatten49 wrote: Very funny.
I'm guessing it's from The Babylon Bee.
Very funny. I'm guessing it's from The Babylon Bee.
The People's Cube...
Feb 25, 2019 08:29:34 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
buffalo wrote:
The People's Cube...
Aah, yes. Very similar to The Babylon Bee.
"The wonderful thing about laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people." [quote/JohnCleese] Feb 25, 2019 09:38:16 #
slatten49 wrote:
Aah, yes. Very similar to The Babylon Bee. "The wonderful thing about laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people." [quote/JohnCleese]
"The wonderful thing about laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people." [quote/JohnCleese] I just love good satire of phony identity politics...
Feb 25, 2019 09:40:25 #
Feb 25, 2019 10:09:32 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
buffalo wrote:
I just love good satire of phony identity politics...
As do I, Buffalo.
Sadly or not, there's plenty of fodder from all sides to provide satirical articles. 
Feb 25, 2019 10:56:47 #
buffalo wrote:
BREAKING... br br The Colorado man who recently k... (show quote)
I thought there was something suspicious with that attack, that hippie beard for one thing and did you see his soft, little hands. Strangle? Really? Good catch!
Feb 25, 2019 12:07:15 #
rumitoid wrote:
I thought there was something suspicious with that attack, that hippie beard for one thing and did you see his soft, little hands. Strangle? Really? Good catch!
LOL!
Feb 25, 2019 12:31:05 #
rumitoid wrote:
I thought there was something suspicious with that attack, that hippie beard for one thing and did you see his soft, little hands. Strangle? Really? Good catch!
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