4430 Loc: Little Egypt ** Southern Illinory

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach, Florida, to play golf and catch up with each other.

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those broads with the big racks, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."

"You're on."

At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

"Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Again? Why?"

"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."

"OK."

At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.

"Why?"

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."


At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, "Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."


At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

"Okay.”

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

Sounds about right. I hope I still have my memory at 82.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I was old too young........

When my wife and I first married, I suggested Hooters when we were talking about where to eat that night.

OF COURSE she took it all wrong, and we went someplace else.

I was thinking about one burger they had that was really good, and cheap, happy hour draft beer.

The gals in the shorty shorts with their stuff h*****g out didn't matter. It was financially the best option.
Try explaining that to a woman.............

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

Wives always misinterpret men's suggestions. My wife and I would go out to eat if I suggested her favorit Chinese resturant she would suggest Cajun food but she caught on real fast and realized I loved Cajun food.

I never recomended a place I simply ask where she wanted to go. Worked every time.

4430 Loc: Little Egypt ** Southern Illinory

Fellow told me once he'd ask is wife where she wanted to eat and she'd always say I don't care OOOOOOO one of those replies !

So then he got to asking her if she could guess where he was taking her and where ever she guessed that's where they would go ! LOL

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Guys, I have found the solution to the husband/wife eating out struggle!

Gift cards! Yep, you read that right!

The kids gave me gift cards to the Longhorn Steakhouse for my birthday, and a lady at work gave me one for C*****r Barrel for Christmas.
There is no discussion involved. We gotta use these gift cards, so let's go. Here is where the genius of Archie Bunker comes into play.

I'll be buying gift cards for certain places, and forgetting to gift them out. That way, we'll have to use them, and no deciding where to go!!👍👍👍👍

4430 Loc: Little Egypt ** Southern Illinory

You're on a roll Archie that's a good thing to remember buy a lot of gift cards and keep them handy LOL

Bcon

Try convincing us first

archie bunker Loc: Texas

No need to. I'm a tightwad, and eating out is expensive.
Besides, I don't look at any woman in that way. My wife is all I need.
As they say, "why go out for milk when you have a cow at home?"

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

Thankfully I do not have that problem I have the best Cajun cook around. I inherited her when Sgt. Major hired her husband.

She is boss of the kitchen and she cooks only for the household staff and her husband.

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

That sounds like something my Grandpaw would say.

👍👍👍👍👍

Kazudy

Sad but true.

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

That's pretty accurate. I am 80, I don't have to go.out, I Just ring a little bell and tell my Cajun cook what I want to eat.

I got to be careful what I ask her to me. A out a year ago her husband mentioned running his alligator lines. The nect day she brought me a platter of aligator tail. I didn't ask what it was but it was delicious.

Then when she told me I almost threw up. It wasn't really.all that bad. One of the men.k**led a huge eastern rattlesnake. My cook fried it and it tasted like chicken.

Bcon

That sound like an experience I had when I was a teen. My brother-in-law took me to his sisters house after a day of deer hunting. She had a pot of soup on and we sat down to eat. It was very tasty. After eating the meal, my brother in law asked how I liked the soup. I replied that it was very tasty. He then told me that it was an ethnic soup made from ducks blood. How I managed to keep it down, I will never know. I am eighty five now, and have never tried that soup again. When traveling through Louisiana ,we stopped at a restaurant called Pre Jean, I think that was the name. I
at alligator there and it was very tasty. It was in Louisiana that I first tasted crawfish
At a bake pit on by some friends. They were also delicious and I couldn’t get enough of them. Good food is to be found in many places if you have a mind to try it.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Alligator isn't bad at all. A little chewy, but good in my opinion. And I've eaten a ton of rattlesnake over the years. Good stuff!
My wife won't touch it, but she'll swallow a raw oyster. I don't get it. To me, the oyster is a lot more d********g than the fried snake.