Recently I visited a friend in the hospital who had a massive heart attack and actually did die. I asked dear Bob how he was feeling and he replied,
"I could not be better. I have a second chance here for life. I got to the pearly gates and I could not get through because they were closed. There were a bunch of liberals outside the gates screaming at St Peter. Ruth Bader Ginsburg was directly in front of him leading the chants.
She was yelling that she was a judge and he was guilty of being a r****t and a homophobe. She screamed f*****t at him and everyone else cheered and repeated wh**ever she said. Many screamed that he was a Trump lover and therefore should be thrown out of Heaven for such a sin.
St Peter looked at me and the other Republicans in back of the group and yelled even louder for us to go back and help Trump save America from the true sinners and not to come back until we did so and to
make sure T***p w*n re-e******n and finished cleaning house.
We thanked him. We turned to head back and St Peter yelled again,
"Tell Trump a large gate made of brass would work well along the border to keep the crazies out. That is what we use. Pass it on."
We left with chants of St Peter is a R****t, f*****t pig screaming behind us and I hoped and prayed to the good Lord that St Peter would be saved soon.
So here I am with a new purpose and lease on life. God bless Donald Trump.
Weasel
Loc: In the Great State Of Indiana!!
Kachina wrote:
Recently I visited a friend in the hospital who had a massive heart attack and actually did die. I asked dear Bob how he was feeling and he replied,
"I could not be better. I have a second chance here for life. I got to the pearly gates and I could not get through because they were closed. There were a bunch of liberals outside the gates screaming at St Peter. Ruth Bader Ginsburg was directly in front of him leading the chants.
She was yelling that she was a judge and he was guilty of being a r****t and a homophobe. She screamed f*****t at him and everyone else cheered and repeated wh**ever she said. Many screamed that he was a Trump lover and therefore should be thrown out of Heaven for such a sin.
St Peter looked at me and the other Republicans in back of the group and yelled even louder for us to go back and help Trump save America from the true sinners and not to come back until we did so and to
make sure T***p w*n re-e******n and finished cleaning house.
We thanked him. We turned to head back and St Peter yelled again,
"Tell Trump a large gate made of brass would work well along the border to keep the crazies out. That is what we use. Pass it on."
We left with chants of St Peter is a R****t, f*****t pig screaming behind us and I hoped and prayed to the good Lord that St Peter would be saved soon.
So here I am with a new purpose and lease on life. God bless Donald Trump.
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Good One there Kachina
And remember the gates of hell are always open.
MAGA BABY
Ginsberg could be placed in a wax museum just like she is.
made my day!!!!!! thanks for your reality based wit and wisdom
Kachina wrote:
Recently I visited a friend in the hospital who had a massive heart attack and actually did die. I asked dear Bob how he was feeling and he replied,
"I could not be better. I have a second chance here for life. I got to the pearly gates and I could not get through because they were closed. There were a bunch of liberals outside the gates screaming at St Peter. Ruth Bader Ginsburg was directly in front of him leading the chants.
She was yelling that she was a judge and he was guilty of being a r****t and a homophobe. She screamed f*****t at him and everyone else cheered and repeated wh**ever she said. Many screamed that he was a Trump lover and therefore should be thrown out of Heaven for such a sin.
St Peter looked at me and the other Republicans in back of the group and yelled even louder for us to go back and help Trump save America from the true sinners and not to come back until we did so and to
make sure T***p w*n re-e******n and finished cleaning house.
We thanked him. We turned to head back and St Peter yelled again,
"Tell Trump a large gate made of brass would work well along the border to keep the crazies out. That is what we use. Pass it on."
We left with chants of St Peter is a R****t, f*****t pig screaming behind us and I hoped and prayed to the good Lord that St Peter would be saved soon.
So here I am with a new purpose and lease on life. God bless Donald Trump.
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Half human, half robot Justice enters Supreme Court, Introduces self as Ruth Bader Gins-Borg
I heard St Peter was waiting for some members of homeland security to show up.
Weasel wrote:
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Good one. I heard it didn't have a wall or gates, it's just a bottomless burn pit with a little sign saying dispose of trash here.
Kachina wrote:
Recently I visited a friend in the hospital who had a massive heart attack and actually did die. I asked dear Bob how he was feeling and he replied,
"I could not be better. I have a second chance here for life. I got to the pearly gates and I could not get through because they were closed. There were a bunch of liberals outside the gates screaming at St Peter. Ruth Bader Ginsburg was directly in front of him leading the chants.
She was yelling that she was a judge and he was guilty of being a r****t and a homophobe. She screamed f*****t at him and everyone else cheered and repeated wh**ever she said. Many screamed that he was a Trump lover and therefore should be thrown out of Heaven for such a sin.
St Peter looked at me and the other Republicans in back of the group and yelled even louder for us to go back and help Trump save America from the true sinners and not to come back until we did so and to
make sure T***p w*n re-e******n and finished cleaning house.
We thanked him. We turned to head back and St Peter yelled again,
"Tell Trump a large gate made of brass would work well along the border to keep the crazies out. That is what we use. Pass it on."
We left with chants of St Peter is a R****t, f*****t pig screaming behind us and I hoped and prayed to the good Lord that St Peter would be saved soon.
So here I am with a new purpose and lease on life. God bless Donald Trump.
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The line for hell must be getting longer as the investigation into the Clinton cabal goes on.
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