The Stuttering Cat
Feb 19, 2019 15:34:29 #
Subject:*STUTTERING CAT
**Stuttering Cat - as explained by a grade 4
student.**
**A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th
grade students. "Human beings are the only
animals that stutter," she said.**
**A little girl raises her hand. "I had a
kitty-cat who stuttered."**
**The teacher, knowing how precious some of
these stories could become, asked the girl to
describe the incident.**
**"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard
with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next
door got a running start and before we knew it,
he jumped over the fence into our yard!"**
**"That must've been scary," said the teacher.**
**"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty
raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!,
Ffffff!, but before she could say "Fuck!," the
Rottweiler ate her!**
**The teacher had to leave the room.**
**Stuttering Cat - as explained by a grade 4
student.**
**A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th
grade students. "Human beings are the only
animals that stutter," she said.**
**A little girl raises her hand. "I had a
kitty-cat who stuttered."**
**The teacher, knowing how precious some of
these stories could become, asked the girl to
describe the incident.**
**"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard
with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next
door got a running start and before we knew it,
he jumped over the fence into our yard!"**
**"That must've been scary," said the teacher.**
**"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty
raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!,
Ffffff!, but before she could say "Fuck!," the
Rottweiler ate her!**
**The teacher had to leave the room.**
Feb 19, 2019 15:50:34 #
Bcon wrote:
Subject:*STUTTERING CAT br br ... (show quote)
Amen and Amen excellent and now I will have to leave the room.
Feb 19, 2019 16:12:27 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
bahmer wrote:
Amen and Amen excellent and now I will have to leave the room.
Feb 20, 2019 08:37:04 #
Feb 20, 2019 09:18:26 #
Bcon wrote:
Subject:*STUTTERING CAT br br ... (show quote)
Lolololololololhahahahahaha Omigosh laughing too hard
Feb 20, 2019 10:23:18 #
bahmer wrote:
Amen and Amen excellent and now I will have to leave the room.
Ditto on that.....
SEMPER FI
Feb 20, 2019 18:15:29 #
Feb 20, 2019 18:58:04 #
padremike
Loc: Phenix City, Al
bahmer wrote:
Amen and Amen excellent and now I will have to leave the room.
I don't have anyone I can tell it to except my brother. Can holding in a laugh too long k**l you?
Feb 21, 2019 09:23:03 #
padremike wrote:
I don't have anyone I can tell it to except my brother. Can holding in a laugh too long k**l you?
My brother in laws and I had lunch together yesterday and I retold it there and it received a good laugh as well.
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