eagleye13 Loc: Fl

The Thermometer

When you have an 'I H**e My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

Try this Out:

Stop at your pharmacy and
Go to the thermometer section and Purchase
A rectal thermometer made By
Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this Brand.

When You get home, lock your doors, Draw the curtains and
disconnect the phone
So
You will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit In your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the Thermometer.
Now,
Carefully place it on a table or a surface
So That it will not become chipped or broken.


Now
The fun part begins.

Take Out the literature from the box and read it
Carefully.

You
Will notice that in small print there is a Statement:


"Every Rectal
Thermometer
Made by Johnson & Johnson
Is Personally tested
And then Sanitized."

Now, Close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
' I am so glad I do not work in The thermometer quality
control department at
Johnson & Johnson.'


HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!



Just Remember,
If you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your Heart...
Maybe, Just Maybe, You should go and work for
Johnson and Johnson!

Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

It's a good day for jokes....

rumitoid

Hey, that worked! Thanks.

debeda

Hilarious!!!!