slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

SATIRE, from the BabylonBee

NASA Scientists Patiently Explain To Trump That World Does Not Revolve Around him...

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Meeting with President Donald Trump for an emergency briefing, top NASA leadership gently explained to the President that the world does not in fact revolve around him, sources from within the White House confirmed.

NASA scientists reportedly called the meeting after it became clear the United States’ top leader was operating on a faulty astronomical model, taking actions and making comments that indicated he felt the world actually revolved around him.

“See this big, yellow circle right in the middle of our solar system?” chief astrophysicist Virgil Cantano said slowly and carefully, according to those present at the meeting. “The world revolves around this actually.”

“That must be me then. I’m the big yellow circle? Not a very good drawing of me. Sad!” Trump reportedly responded. “Lots of bad artists in here, many people are saying! Not good!”

“No, Mr. President. That’s the sun. You’re not on this diagram, because you’re very small compared with the size of the world and the rest of the universe,” Cantano responded carefully.

https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-scientists-patiently-explain-to-trump-that-world-does-not-revolve-around-him/

Liberty Tree

I trust you really do not think these are funny. Satire is funny, buffoonery is not.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Actually, LT, I picked up on The Babylon Bee a while back from AuntiE, whose latest thread is from it...

https://www.onepoliticalplaza.com/t-153119-1.html

And, yes, I do think that satire is funny, regardless of the targeted.

woodguru

You mean satire based on a buffoon is funny, but the buffoon is not?

Liberty Tree

To really write about a buffoon you need to do an autobiography.

badbobby Loc: texas

surely you jest

Gatsby

Interesting, that the author chose NASA to lampoon President Trump with.

https://www.iceagenow.info/lack-of-sunspots-to-bring-record-cold-warns-nasa-scientist/

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Well, yeah, BB...that's why it's labeled SATIRE.

rumitoid

Do you seriously believe that any reasonable and intelligent person would take this to be satire? You know and I know that NASA is part of the deep-state trying to undermine Trump's majestic place in this universe. NASA purposely blurred the shining greatness (a "big yellow circle"?, yeah, right) of our president to make the preposterous point he is "very small compared with the size of the world and the rest of the universe." Why cover for these treacherous Libtards? They got caught in their dastardly deed. Admit it.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Busted

rumitoid

Lol.

badbobby Loc: texas

really?

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Nice one

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

I took offense...

The Church of Canuckistania teaches that the sun revolves around the Great Beaver... That's why Canuckistanians worship beaver so much... I can't even begin to count how many hours I've spent on my knees worshipping beaver...

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I had no idea as to the depth of your religious convictions.