Archie's New Cock
Feb 17, 2019 12:25:53 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
you've evidently been ensnared in the web that Slatten weaves on OPP CanuckOne fine morning Archie was sitting on his porch, ... (show quote)
you have elevated Slat's stature to that of a rooster
we all know that's much too high
mayhaps you should have used earthworms as a replacement for 'cocks'
then you would have Slat in the proper situation
as for my sellin gay 'cocks'
all my roosters are certified heterosectuals
and I must take umbrage at the accusation
that even one a them was 'gay'
Feb 17, 2019 12:31:02 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
you've evidently been ensnared in the web that Sla... (show quote)
I don't believe the roosters were even 'happy' under your care, BB.
Feb 17, 2019 12:40:45 #
slatten49 wrote:
I don't believe the roosters were even 'happy' under your care, BB.
how would a dastardly earthworm know???
have you been pecked by a 'cock'
Feb 17, 2019 12:42:43 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
how would a dastardly earthworm know???
have you been pecked by a 'cock'
have you been pecked by a 'cock'
No, but I've been pestered by a durn Squid.
Feb 17, 2019 13:33:39 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I love beaver....
Don't we all...
Feb 17, 2019 13:59:54 #
Feb 17, 2019 14:01:30 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
no
I prefer t-bones
I prefer t-bones
T-bones are fine, but I prefer ribeyes.
Feb 17, 2019 14:45:38 #
badbobby wrote:
no
I prefer t-bones
I prefer t-bones
Hmm. I've never 'done' a T-bone. 'Done' lots of beaver though...
So tell me, how do you 'do' a T-bone, anyway?
Feb 17, 2019 15:08:00 #
slatten49 wrote:
T-bones are fine, but I prefer ribeyes.
correction
you prefer anything you can wrap your lips around
as long as there's lots of it
Feb 17, 2019 15:10:53 #
Larry the Legend wrote:
Hmm. I've never 'done' a T-bone. 'Done' lots of beaver though...
So tell me, how do you 'do' a T-bone, anyway?
So tell me, how do you 'do' a T-bone, anyway?
guess we're even then
I ain't never 'done'a beaver
prefer a T-bone to be'done' medium rare over coals
Feb 17, 2019 15:19:32 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
guess we're even then
I ain't never 'done'a beaver
prefer a T-bone to be'done' medium rare over coals
I ain't never 'done'a beaver
prefer a T-bone to be'done' medium rare over coals
Well, okay...so long as you don't pester me.
Feb 17, 2019 15:54:33 #
slatten49 wrote:
Well, okay...so long as you don't pester me.
I never pester
sometimes I attempt to enlighten dastardly denizens of OPP
the one named Slatten anyhow
Feb 17, 2019 16:06:02 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I never pester
sometimes I attempt to enlighten dastardly denizens of OPP
the one named Slatten anyhow
sometimes I attempt to enlighten dastardly denizens of OPP
the one named Slatten anyhow
You pester, ya' durn Squid.
With prejudice, I'll continue to tolerate your uncalled for remarks about stalwart Marines.
Feb 17, 2019 16:16:45 #
slatten49 wrote:
You pester, ya' durn Squid.
With prejudice, I'll continue to tolerate your uncalled for remarks about stalwart Marines.
With prejudice, I'll continue to tolerate your uncalled for remarks about stalwart Marines.
ain't said nothin bout Marines all day
oh!! wait!!
you are one
Feb 17, 2019 16:21:48 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
ain't said nothin bout Marines all day
oh!! wait!!
you are one
oh!! wait!!
you are one
Durn tootin'
Wait, that shouldn't be said to an ol' feller who likely specializes in flatulence. 
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