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Feb 13, 2019 16:58:37   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
BadBobby & Bahmer flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag six. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot, young native Canuckus Deploracus, said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two cantankerous old-timers objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all, and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, Canuckus gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two old-timers survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, BadBobby asked Bahmer, "Any idea where we are?"

Bahmer replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year, ya' durned old Squid."

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Feb 13, 2019 17:09:42   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby & Bahmer flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag six. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot, young native Canuckus Deploracus, said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two cantankerous old-timers objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all, and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, Canuckus gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two old-timers survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, BadBobby asked Bahmer, "Any idea where we are?"

Bahmer replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year, ya' durned old Squid."
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Very good there Slats I was trying to come up with some names and then put it on the back burner so to speak and you beat me to it. Good one thanks for the laughs.

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Feb 13, 2019 17:15:21   #
debeda
 
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby & Bahmer flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag six. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot, young native Canuckus Deploracus, said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two cantankerous old-timers objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all, and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, Canuckus gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two old-timers survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, BadBobby asked Bahmer, "Any idea where we are?"

Bahmer replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year, ya' durned old Squid."
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Lolololololololhahahahahaha

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Feb 13, 2019 18:36:00   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby & Bahmer flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag six. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot, young native Canuckus Deploracus, said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two cantankerous old-timers objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all, and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, Canuckus gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two old-timers survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, BadBobby asked Bahmer, "Any idea where we are?"

Bahmer replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year, ya' durned old Squid."
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6 moose in one day

And the three of us could move them...

Terrified of flying... That was never going to end well...

Good one Slatten...

But couldn't I have heroically jumped to safety as the plane was going down

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Feb 13, 2019 18:38:54   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
6 moose in one day

And the three of us could move them...

Terrified of flying... That was never going to end well...

Good one Slatten...

But couldn't I have heroically jumped to safety as the plane was going down
6 moose in one day img src="https://static.onepol... (show quote)

Well, when you are included in another tale...you shall be brought back to life.

Perhaps, with a better casting.

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Feb 13, 2019 18:40:44   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
Well, when you are included in another tale...you shall be brought back to life.


Zombie, vampire or cyborg?

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Feb 13, 2019 18:43:38   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Zombie, vampire or cyborg?

It has yet to be determined.

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Feb 13, 2019 18:47:14   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby & Bahmer flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag six. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot, young native Canuckus Deploracus, said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two cantankerous old-timers objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all, and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, Canuckus gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two old-timers survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, BadBobby asked Bahmer, "Any idea where we are?"

Bahmer replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year, ya' durned old Squid."
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WOW a full grown adult male Moose will weigh about 1000 pounds gutted and a full grown female moose will weigh about 800 pounds so with six moose 2 males and 4 females that comes out to 5200 pounds of moose no wonder the lane crashed. that would be the equivalent of 26 200 pound men.

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Feb 13, 2019 18:47:26   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
It has yet to be determined.


Be a radical Progressive and combine the three...

Maybe leave out the zombie...

Yeah... A cyborg vampire... I could see me doing that...

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Feb 13, 2019 18:48:09   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
bahmer wrote:
WOW a full grown adult male Moose will weigh about 1000 pounds gutted and a full grown female moose will weigh about 800 pounds so with six moose 2 males and 4 females that comes out to 5200 pounds of moose no wonder the lane crashed. that would be the equivalent of 26 200 pound men.


Or five New Yorkers

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Feb 13, 2019 19:41:18   #
Auntie Lulu
 
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby & Bahmer flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag six. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot, young native Canuckus Deploracus, said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two cantankerous old-timers objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all, and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, Canuckus gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two old-timers survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, BadBobby asked Bahmer, "Any idea where we are?"

Bahmer replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year, ya' durned old Squid."
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Feb 14, 2019 09:01:24   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
Well, if they could start a fire not only may they be spotted, but they could have some moose to eat. See, a silver lining.

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Feb 14, 2019 09:21:27   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Or a bear would come and eat them! They would be inside a warm coat and the bear wouldn’t b hungry anymore, win win

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Feb 14, 2019 09:21:35   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Or a bear would come and eat them! They would be inside a warm coat and the bear wouldn’t b hungry anymore, win win

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Feb 14, 2019 09:52:41   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
Or a bear would come and eat them! They would be inside a warm coat and the bear wouldn’t b hungry anymore, win win

To a bear, those two old fellers would likely taste like turkey jerky.

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