Governor Coon Man's New Ad Campaign
Feb 8, 2019 07:39:02 #
West Virginia renames itself Eastern Kentucky to avoid further embarrassment from Virginia
Comrades, something must be done
One of our own is in deep doo-doo. Virginia's Post-Natal Pro-Choice Governor Ralph "Coon-Man" Northam needs our assistance in rehabilitating his image. Last week, we called on him to step down amid revelations about his black-face history. But now his Democrat replacement has come under fire for raping a woman and we cannot afford to allow some r****t, misogynist Republikkkan to takeover the Governorship, so we'll have to ride it out with the Coon Man. We are calling for an ad campaign to show how harmless and fun black-face can be when WE DEMOCRATS DO IT. After all, we are not the r****ts. They are!
Comrades, something must be done
One of our own is in deep doo-doo. Virginia's Post-Natal Pro-Choice Governor Ralph "Coon-Man" Northam needs our assistance in rehabilitating his image. Last week, we called on him to step down amid revelations about his black-face history. But now his Democrat replacement has come under fire for raping a woman and we cannot afford to allow some r****t, misogynist Republikkkan to takeover the Governorship, so we'll have to ride it out with the Coon Man. We are calling for an ad campaign to show how harmless and fun black-face can be when WE DEMOCRATS DO IT. After all, we are not the r****ts. They are!
Feb 8, 2019 08:01:50 #
On a more revealing note:
Hypocrisy alert: The Virginia Democrat who was told about the sexual assault allegation against Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax in 2017 urged the U.S. Senate not to v**e for then-Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh over uncorroborated allegations of sexual assault.
Rep. Bobby Scott (D-VA) was told about the sexual assault allegation against Fairfax in late 2017 by the accuser herself, Vanessa Tyson.
“Allegations of sexual assault need to be taken seriously,” Scott told ABC News in a statement. “I have known Professor Tyson for approximately a decade and she is a friend. She deserves the opportunity to have her story heard.”
Scott, however, is not calling for Fairfax to step down and it is unclear what, if anything, he did with the information his friend gave him. WTVR reports that Scott’s name was given to The Washington Post, who was investigating her claims, as someone who could “attest to her character.”
But hey, if it weren’t for double standards, they’d have no standards at all.
Hypocrisy alert: The Virginia Democrat who was told about the sexual assault allegation against Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax in 2017 urged the U.S. Senate not to v**e for then-Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh over uncorroborated allegations of sexual assault.
Rep. Bobby Scott (D-VA) was told about the sexual assault allegation against Fairfax in late 2017 by the accuser herself, Vanessa Tyson.
“Allegations of sexual assault need to be taken seriously,” Scott told ABC News in a statement. “I have known Professor Tyson for approximately a decade and she is a friend. She deserves the opportunity to have her story heard.”
Scott, however, is not calling for Fairfax to step down and it is unclear what, if anything, he did with the information his friend gave him. WTVR reports that Scott’s name was given to The Washington Post, who was investigating her claims, as someone who could “attest to her character.”
But hey, if it weren’t for double standards, they’d have no standards at all.
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