slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Lee and Billy are cousins, Democrat and Republican respectively. At the family reunion they got to arguing about politics, so their grandmother tells them to knock it off. They keep at it, so she tells them to go get some more ice from the store and argue in the car, which they did.

Halfway to the store a drunk driver crosses the median at full speed and k**ls them both in a head-on. Lee and Billy soon found themselves standing before St. Peter at The Pearly Gates.

The Holy Gatekeeper looks at Lee and says, “Let’s see… you’re a devout Christian who volunteered, kept the commandments, helped others… you may enter into Heaven.” Then he looks at Billy and says, “Hmm… lifelong Christian, kept the commandments, volunteered and donated to charity… you also may enter into Heaven.”

Suddenly Billy pipes up and says, “While we got you here, can I ask you a couple of questions?” St. Peter responds, “Of course, my child.”

Billy says, “Didn’t more people watch Trump’s inauguration than any other?”

St. Peter says, “No, my son, Obama’s inauguration had the biggest audience.”

“Well,” says Billy, “shouldn’t Hillary be in jail?”

“No, my son,” replies St. Peter, “the investigations into B******i and the emails were just show trials to cast doubt on her candidacy.”

“Uh huh,” says Billy. “But now, it’s true that there was no collusion between Trump and Russia, right?”

St. Peter shakes his head and says, “Trump is a tool of Putin — he totally collaborated.”

“Wow,” says Billy. He looks over at Lee and says, “Man, I had no idea the Deep State went this deep!”

Lonewolf

Lol I wasn't expecting that thanks

moldyoldy

OPP in a nutshell.

RT friend Loc: Kangaroo valley NSW Australia

You let me down and I'm angry, reading all that was like watching Tom Cruise
( King of the World) embracingg his leaving a hell hole arms open wide to salute the adventure sailing on the Titanic, Tom never got the part thank Neptune he was still tight cast from Top Gun where the same question was asked.

What can appease my anger ?.

The Titanic bow scene implies I will be granted relief when I get to be the boss, the Maverick ruffling feathers needed for nest building implied a greater cause will blow in like the High Plains Drifter and not even bother to take his boots off.

When good fortune next bestows it's shaded couch under the leaves of a tree secured with roots six feet deep and The Gatekeeper asks if I been a good boy I wonder will it really matter that the boat never made it to Port the feathered nests turned out to be boring as hell and an uncomfortable screw was not anything to write home about ?.

And if it doesn't, !!! won't that also mean I get the keys to Paradise for being mean in which case Trump and the Deep State are the same thing.

bahmer

Thanks for the laughs there Slats.

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

A foolish act of blasphemy all for the sake of a laugh.

May God forgive the bewildered pilgrims.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I'm sure God will forgive you, Wolf.

"The wonderful thing about laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people."

BTW, I'm not one for blaspheming, but that one made me laugh.

Unintended Consequences

jeff smith

very good ending to the tale.

woodguru

Rearrange your panties there wolf, they're all bunched up.

wolffy

What exactly are you on? Let me know what it is, just so I don't take any!

RT friend Loc: Kangaroo valley NSW Australia

Is that an attempt to be insulting or do you admire the demonic?.

Actually I want to publish a really good episode of "David Icke". -- its called -- * The Road to the Submissive Synthetic Human.

G****r change is being manipulated to create an inhumane Humanity, I noticed Wikipedia the G*******t dictionary calls it T***sitioning to fit in with one's internal senses.

Internal senses are of course subject to becoming the result of propaganda, so is the sense of The Pearly Gates.

However even though there is this similarity there is also the anomaly presented by the entire history and prehistory of the human species, it's true what David Icke says about the political purpose behind same sex marriage ect. but there is also this other way to look at it as a conjunction to the afterlife.

Basically we started as Matriarchal Civil Society this is shown by archeological evidence of Fertility Figures dating back 30,000 years in Europe and property connected to death depicting an early belief in the afterlife going back 500,000 years in Asia.

Ownership of property meant the Father had to be identified because he mostly created the property, so we became a Patriarchal Civil Society due the advent of Philosophy associated with death know as Religion.

The Old Testament dumped the afterlife in favour of only Law probably because people became sceptical of life after death but Christianity and Islam brought it back.

David Icke goes off on a different tangent explaining the erroneous logic of g****r change, which is also true, but the Pearly Gate analysis is by far the best because the association between the afterlife and property causing society is amplified by property causing death the first stage of the afterlife something easily overlooked by insulting persons.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

This thread has entered The Twilight Zone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5aW08ivHU

bahmer

Well just look at who posted it, that should tell you something.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You really know how to hurt a guy.

But, I'll get over it