padremike wrote:
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A handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. Alexandria looked at him and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" He says, "You know what, I bet he will." Alexandria replied, "Well, $30 bucks says he won't." He placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. She was very upset and handed her $30 to him, saying, "Fair's fair... here's your money." He replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump.” Alexandria replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." He took the $30. Alexandria went back to work at the US Congress.
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