I bought a new Dodge
Jan 25, 2019 16:07:21 #
I bought a new Dodge
I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck It'll run on hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.
'Nelson', the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Well, yesterday, a woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I
swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled at her, 'Crazy B***h'
The radio replied, "HILLARY or PELOSI ?"
I love this truck..
I can't believe my grandparents v**ed Democratic this year in Ft. Lauderdale. They NEVER would
have done that when they were alive.
I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck It'll run on hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.
'Nelson', the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Well, yesterday, a woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I
swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled at her, 'Crazy B***h'
The radio replied, "HILLARY or PELOSI ?"
I love this truck..
I can't believe my grandparents v**ed Democratic this year in Ft. Lauderdale. They NEVER would
have done that when they were alive.
Jan 25, 2019 16:19:03 #
Jan 25, 2019 16:22:35 #
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Fantastic, two zingers for the price of one!
Jan 25, 2019 18:28:32 #
pafret wrote:
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Just plain awesome, LOL! I showed this to a Democrat I know and even he laughed loud and long.
Jan 25, 2019 18:58:05 #
Jan 25, 2019 22:34:55 #
pafret wrote:
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That engine Sucks
I’ve got a 3500 with Cummins 6.7 Inline BEAST !
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