Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
Jan 18, 2019 15:31:42 #
Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?
Wonder no more!!!!!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!
Oh, quit whining, I fell for it, too.
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?
Wonder no more!!!!!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!
Oh, quit whining, I fell for it, too.
Jan 18, 2019 15:37:56 #
Jan 18, 2019 15:38:09 #
pafret wrote:
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I'm just surprised you didn't pm it to just me
old people indeed
Jan 18, 2019 15:46:54 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
pafret wrote:
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Wonderfully warped. THIS ONE must be passed on. Loved it.
Jan 18, 2019 16:45:52 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
no propaganda please wrote:
Wonderfully warped. THIS ONE must be passed on. Loved it.
Ain't it, though
Jan 18, 2019 16:57:34 #
Jan 18, 2019 20:52:23 #
Canuckistanians have also been known to dispose of their Loved ones in this manner...
It's unfortunate how often one finds the need to dig oneself out of the ice after a night at the bar...
It's unfortunate how often one finds the need to dig oneself out of the ice after a night at the bar...
Jan 19, 2019 06:37:33 #
Jan 19, 2019 08:49:19 #
What you didn't know I guess is: except for the singing all the rest about the family order is true even the burying.
Jan 19, 2019 11:17:53 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
pafret wrote:
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That was a "cold" thing to do and very funny.
Jan 19, 2019 12:43:05 #
Jan 19, 2019 16:56:47 #
pafret wrote:
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"Which nobody can defrost!" Nicely done pafret
Jan 19, 2019 18:50:57 #
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