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Jan 11, 2019 18:08:48   #
oldroy (a regular here)
 
It seems that Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth II both died on the same day. They had to go to an angel because there wasn't room in Heaven for more than one person that day. The angel asked Stormy what her reason for entry was and she pointed out that she had two outstanding mammary glands that God had given to her. She was sure he would enjoy looking at those two sites every day.

The angel then asked the good Queen what her argument was. The Queen walked over to the closest toilet and flushed it. She was allowed to enter immediately. Stormy couldn't understand that so the angel told her that in the rules UP THERE she would find that a Royal Flush always beats a pair, no matter how big and good they are.

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Jan 11, 2019 18:41:07   #
maryla
 
cute...
oldroy wrote:
It seems that Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth II both died on the same day. They had to go to an angel because there wasn't room in Heaven for more than one person that day. The angel asked Stormy what her reason for entry was and she pointed out that she had two outstanding mammary glands that God had given to her. She was sure he would enjoy looking at those two sites every day.

The angel then asked the good Queen what her argument was. The Queen walked over to the closest toilet and flushed it. She was allowed to enter immediately. Stormy couldn't understand that so the angel told her that in the rules UP THERE she would find that a Royal Flush always beats a pair, no matter how big and good they are.
It seems that Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth I... (show quote)

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Jan 11, 2019 20:45:41   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
Don't know if I approve of my beautiful queen and stormy being in a joke together... But was a good laugh..

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Jan 12, 2019 14:33:42   #
Kazudy (a regular here)
 
oldroy wrote:
It seems that Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth II both died on the same day. They had to go to an angel because there wasn't room in Heaven for more than one person that day. The angel asked Stormy what her reason for entry was and she pointed out that she had two outstanding mammary glands that God had given to her. She was sure he would enjoy looking at those two sites every day.

The angel then asked the good Queen what her argument was. The Queen walked over to the closest toilet and flushed it. She was allowed to enter immediately. Stormy couldn't understand that so the angel told her that in the rules UP THERE she would find that a Royal Flush always beats a pair, no matter how big and good they are.
It seems that Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth I... (show quote)


Good timing I'll share that with my poker buddies tonight.

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Jan 14, 2019 15:38:32   #
oldroy (a regular here)
 
Kazudy wrote:
Good timing I'll share that with my poker buddies tonight.


The very place where you will get proof about a Royal Flush beating a Pair, no matter how big.

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