This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein, Kamala Harris
Jan 11, 2019 14:53:25 #
Democratic Senators are considering introducing legislation that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real sk**ls and ambition.
Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society said California Sen. Kamala Harris. We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.
In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, Do you have any sk**ls or experience that relate to this job?
As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them, said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the Toyota plant in Georgetown, KY due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. This new law should be really good for people like me. I'll finally have job security. With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Sen. Dick Durbin, II: As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials to enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so.
This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein, Kamala Harris, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Maxine Waters, Cory Booker, Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer, Jeff Flake, Chris Van Holland, Elizabeth Warren & Nancy Pelosi........ all Americans With No Abilities what so ever!
Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society said California Sen. Kamala Harris. We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.
In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, Do you have any sk**ls or experience that relate to this job?
As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them, said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the Toyota plant in Georgetown, KY due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. This new law should be really good for people like me. I'll finally have job security. With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Sen. Dick Durbin, II: As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials to enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so.
This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein, Kamala Harris, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Maxine Waters, Cory Booker, Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer, Jeff Flake, Chris Van Holland, Elizabeth Warren & Nancy Pelosi........ all Americans With No Abilities what so ever!
Jan 11, 2019 14:59:34 #
Capt-jack wrote:
Democratic Senators are considering introducing le... (show quote)
All the lefties on OPP want to know where they can sign up.
Jan 11, 2019 17:12:18 #
working class stiff
Loc: N. Carolina
https://www.t***horfiction.com/americans-no-abilities-act-anna/
This satire is 20 yrs old, though it does explain a lot about how we ended up with this President.
This satire is 20 yrs old, though it does explain a lot about how we ended up with this President.
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