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Jan 9, 2019 12:37:03   #
Oldsailor65 (a regular here)
 
A frog went to a bank to borrow some money.

The first person he ran into (Loan Officer) was Miss Patty Whack.
She asked the frog what he had for collateral.
The frog said “what’s collateral”?
Miss Patty Whack said that is something of value.
The frog dug into his pockets and found a small plastic gadget
And said this is all I have.
Miss Patty Whack asked him what it was
Frog said I don’t know
Miss Patty Whack took the plastic gadget to her boss and
Explained the situation and asked her boss…what is it?
Her boss said:
It’s a nick nack Patty Whack
Give the frog a loan!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFZhL92W6TE

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Jan 9, 2019 13:23:53   #
archie bunker (a regular here)
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
A frog went to a bank to borrow some money.

The first person he ran into (Loan Officer) was Miss Patty Whack.
She asked the frog what he had for collateral.
The frog said “what’s collateral”?
Miss Patty Whack said that is something of value.
The frog dug into his pockets and found a small plastic gadget
And said this is all I have.
Miss Patty Whack asked him what it was
Frog said I don’t know
Miss Patty Whack took the plastic gadget to her boss and
Explained the situation and asked her boss…what is it?
Her boss said:
It’s a nick nack Patty Whack
Give the frog a loan!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFZhL92W6TE
A frog went to a bank to borrow some money. br br... (show quote)


This here joke is both corny, and cheesy.
Congratulations sir, you've posted grits!

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Jan 9, 2019 13:25:04   #
RT friend (a regular here)
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
A frog went to a bank to borrow some money.

The first person he ran into (Loan Officer) was Miss Patty Whack.
She asked the frog what he had for collateral.
The frog said “what’s collateral”?
Miss Patty Whack said that is something of value.
The frog dug into his pockets and found a small plastic gadget
And said this is all I have.
Miss Patty Whack asked him what it was
Frog said I don’t know
Miss Patty Whack took the plastic gadget to her boss and
Explained the situation and asked her boss…what is it?
Her boss said:
It’s a nick nack Patty Whack
Give the frog a loan!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFZhL92W6TE
A frog went to a bank to borrow some money. br br... (show quote)

I love it when tadpoles come sucking up to me as I lie in my fenced off from ducks shade clothed painted x duck pond, do the ducks hate me ? I think so.

But adverse to that the frogs and the snakes love me, and if there was such a thing as a fresh water loan shark I'd get one from the fish shop.

Then I could take the fence (wall) down and rely on my shark to clip the paddles from the ducks and disrupt their navigation.


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Jan 9, 2019 14:17:45   #
Oldsailor65 (a regular here)
 
archie bunker wrote:
This here joke is both corny, and cheesy.
Congratulations sir, you've posted grits!

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But it aint no corny cheesy joke
It "B" true!
So There!!!

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Jan 9, 2019 14:21:57   #
archie bunker (a regular here)
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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But it aint no corny cheesy joke
It "B" true!
So There!!!


Didn't say twasn't true!
I enjoyed it!
Ever try grits with lots of butter, and cheese?
Pure goodness! No other way to describe it!

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Jan 9, 2019 14:30:14   #
Oldsailor65 (a regular here)
 
archie bunker wrote:
Didn't say twasn't true!
I enjoyed it!
Ever try grits with lots of butter, and cheese?
Pure goodness! No other way to describe it!

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Yes I like buttery-cheesy grits

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Jan 9, 2019 18:15:27   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
Very punny...

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Jan 10, 2019 19:05:25   #
teabag09 (a regular here)
 
Check out youtube deermeatfordinner and go to his fish pond in his back yard. It's amazing. Mike
RT friend wrote:
I love it when tadpoles come sucking up to me as I lie in my fenced off from ducks shade clothed painted x duck pond, do the ducks hate me ? I think so.

But adverse to that the frogs and the snakes love me, and if there was such a thing as a fresh water loan shark I'd get one from the fish shop.

Then I could take the fence (wall) down and rely on my shark to clip the paddles from the ducks and disrupt their navigation.

I love it when tadpoles come sucking up to me as I... (show quote)

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Jan 10, 2019 19:08:13   #
teabag09 (a regular here)
 
I eat grits with butter and sugar. From childhood eating cream of wheat in upstate NY as a kid. Also sometimes mix grits with over medium eggs. Mike
archie bunker wrote:
Didn't say twasn't true!
I enjoyed it!
Ever try grits with lots of butter, and cheese?
Pure goodness! No other way to describe it!

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