badbobby Loc: texas

Adam and Eve said, "Lord when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you so that you will love me even when you cannot see me."

Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable, you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal and God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.



And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with p***e. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."



And God said, "I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the Supreme Beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy.

And the Cat didn't give a sh*t one way or the other.......

bahmer

Good one badbobby thanks for the laugh but you are going
to anger Auntie if you don't watch out.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

An oldie but a goodie...

debeda

That's a good one!

bggamers Loc: georgia

badbobby Loc: texas

that's ok
I'm pretty old too

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

I believe the proper adjective is 'well-aged'...

It certainly isn't 'mature'...

badbobby Loc: texas

you know the expression
'old guys rule'
we're aged to perfection

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

How old need one be before one can rule?

TommyRadd Loc: Midwest USA

Ahh. Now I understand why I like cats slightly better than dogs! Haha

badbobby Loc: texas

if you mean at home
I ain't found out yet

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Duly noted

bahmer

Did you catch any fish today badbobby?

badbobby Loc: texas

we had a fair day today
got to lake at 730am]launched boat and were fishin by 745
although we caught no lunkers
the bass were cooperative
we had 12 between us
7 for my son in law and five for me
the largest was one of mine
3.7
but all of them were fiesty 1.5 to 2,5 and the one 3.7
had a ball ,but as I told my son in law,he front seated me all day
LOL

bahmer

Always an excuse did you learn that in the Navy or while married?