new courses at Whatsamatter University
Jan 4, 2019 10:21:52 #
Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.
mad couple
Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Men Fall Catalogue
1. Combatting Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. Resistance to Beer
4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas
6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called "Don't Wash My Silks")
9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook
10. How Not To Act Like An I***t When You Are Obviously Wrong
11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13. You, The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons To Give Flowers
15. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
16. You Cannot Always Wear Wh**ever You Please
17. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat
18. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Lies
19. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
20. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
21. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes
22. Mother-in-Laws Are People Too
23. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
24. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
25. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
26. Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home
27. Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Vocabulary
28. You Don't Really Need That Porsche
Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Women Fall Catalogue
mad couple
Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.
1. Combatting The Impulse To Nag
2. You Can Change The Oil Too
4. How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug
5. We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas
6. Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness
7. How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football
8. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around
9. How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop
10. How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right
11. Get A Life - Learn To K**l Spiders Yourself
12. Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right
13. Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility
14. You, The Whining Sex
15. Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours
16. If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
17. How To Close The Garage Door
18. If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation
19. How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia
20. Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank
21. Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation
22. How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself
23. Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend
24. Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous
25. How To Act Younger Than Your Mother
26. You Too Can Carry A Backpack
27. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most
28. Learning To Appreciate The Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men
29. Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving
30. How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste
mad couple
Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Men Fall Catalogue
1. Combatting Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. Resistance to Beer
4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas
6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called "Don't Wash My Silks")
9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook
10. How Not To Act Like An I***t When You Are Obviously Wrong
11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13. You, The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons To Give Flowers
15. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
16. You Cannot Always Wear Wh**ever You Please
17. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat
18. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Lies
19. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
20. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
21. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes
22. Mother-in-Laws Are People Too
23. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
24. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
25. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
26. Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home
27. Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Vocabulary
28. You Don't Really Need That Porsche
Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Women Fall Catalogue
mad couple
Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.
1. Combatting The Impulse To Nag
2. You Can Change The Oil Too
4. How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug
5. We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas
6. Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness
7. How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football
8. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around
9. How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop
10. How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right
11. Get A Life - Learn To K**l Spiders Yourself
12. Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right
13. Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility
14. You, The Whining Sex
15. Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours
16. If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
17. How To Close The Garage Door
18. If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation
19. How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia
20. Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank
21. Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation
22. How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself
23. Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend
24. Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous
25. How To Act Younger Than Your Mother
26. You Too Can Carry A Backpack
27. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most
28. Learning To Appreciate The Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men
29. Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving
30. How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste
Jan 4, 2019 10:28:28 #
badbobby wrote:
Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta Univer... (show quote)
Those are all good and have you and Mama attended this University as a couple or as singles?
Jan 4, 2019 10:34:33 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Those are all good and have you and Mama attended this University as a couple or as singles?
BB dropped out after auditing the courses for a day or two.
Jan 4, 2019 10:38:36 #
slatten49 wrote:
BB dropped out after auditing the courses for a day or two.
So you are saying that Mama is still tutoring badbobby at home then?
Jan 4, 2019 10:54:55 #
bahmer wrote:
So you are saying that Mama is still tutoring badbobby at home then?
only for 70 years
Jan 4, 2019 10:55:44 #
bahmer wrote:
Those are all good and have you and Mama attended this University as a couple or as singles?
Just Mama
Jan 4, 2019 10:57:40 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
only for 70 years
Seventy years of tutoring, and BB's still a freshman.
Jan 4, 2019 10:59:46 #
slatten49 wrote:
BB dropped out after auditing the courses for a day or two.
only after Mama had read #28 in the men's division
Jan 4, 2019 11:00:18 #
slatten49 wrote:
Seventy years of tutoring, and BB's still a freshman.
But Mama has her Doctorate by now doesn't she?
Jan 4, 2019 11:25:11 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
But Mama has her Doctorate by now doesn't she?
And, I might add....durn well-earned.
Jan 4, 2019 12:22:12 #
badbobby wrote:
Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta Univer... (show quote)
There's no course for women on sandwich making!
What kind of bogus crap is this?
Jan 4, 2019 12:43:52 #
archie bunker wrote:
There's no course for women on sandwich making!
What kind of bogus crap is this?
What kind of bogus crap is this?
kinda lackin allright
Jan 4, 2019 13:35:22 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
There's no course for women on sandwich making!
What kind of bogus crap is this?
What kind of bogus crap is this?
Close the doors on Whatsamatter University 
Jan 4, 2019 13:43:51 #
Might need to look into some student loans...
Scholarships are not an option according to my Mrs....
Scholarships are not an option according to my Mrs....
Jan 4, 2019 13:59:15 #
slatten49 wrote: Close the doors on Whatsamatter University
Close the doors on Whatsamatter University It didn't even cover using the dogs as a pre-rinse for the dishwasher!
This 'university' is obviously anti-male!
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