why are Marines on most Navy ships?
Jan 3, 2019 17:02:40 #
The Marines are there
so the officers can have someone to dance with
What would you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
A platoon
In Marine boot camp
they tell the recruits
"Sleep on your back.
if you don't ,someone else will"
why did the Corps send so many 'bams'(Female Marines)with PMS
to the Gulf War?
They fought like devils and retained water for five days
Bam with baby calls Doctor
"Doc my infant has a temperature of 103
the Dr asks"How are you taking it?"
the bam answers
"Oh I'm ok"
A Marine keeps his mug upside down and tells his Sgt
"I can't drink outta this mug,it has no opening"
the Sgt examines the mug and says"your correct
it has no bottom too"
A Marine walks into a gay bar and proclaims
"Well,here I am"!
The bartender asks"Why are you here"?
The Marine replies
"I saw your sign outside,'Looking for a few good men'
and lastly
The first bam(lady Marine)reported for duty
and was told that although her quarters would be separate
she was to mess with the men
Someone told her a few weeks later
that meant for her to eat her meals with the men
so the officers can have someone to dance with
What would you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
A platoon
In Marine boot camp
they tell the recruits
"Sleep on your back.
if you don't ,someone else will"
why did the Corps send so many 'bams'(Female Marines)with PMS
to the Gulf War?
They fought like devils and retained water for five days
Bam with baby calls Doctor
"Doc my infant has a temperature of 103
the Dr asks"How are you taking it?"
the bam answers
"Oh I'm ok"
A Marine keeps his mug upside down and tells his Sgt
"I can't drink outta this mug,it has no opening"
the Sgt examines the mug and says"your correct
it has no bottom too"
A Marine walks into a gay bar and proclaims
"Well,here I am"!
The bartender asks"Why are you here"?
The Marine replies
"I saw your sign outside,'Looking for a few good men'
and lastly
The first bam(lady Marine)reported for duty
and was told that although her quarters would be separate
she was to mess with the men
Someone told her a few weeks later
that meant for her to eat her meals with the men
Jan 3, 2019 17:09:07 #
badbobby wrote:
The Marines are there
so the officers can have someone to dance with
so the officers can have someone to dance with
Good one there badbobby that I would love to see.
Is that what Slats did when he was on board a navy vessel?
Jan 4, 2019 04:59:45 #
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