Bcon

Never Judge A Book By It's Cover

If not totally true it’s entertaining.

Subject: Two Tough Questions

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was
pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one
mentally r****ded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she
have an a******n?

Read the next question before looking
at the response for this one.


Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader,

and only your v**e counts.
Here are the facts about the three
candidates. Who would you v**e for?

Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians,
and consults with astrologists
He's had two mistresses. He also
chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice,
sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey
every evening.


Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero.
He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never c***ted on
his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.







Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the a******n question:

If you said YES, you just k**led Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes
a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this
note! Keep reading..

Never be afraid to try something
new.

Remember:

Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic

And Finally,
can you imagine working for a company that has a little
more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that cranks out hundreds of

new laws each year designed to keep the rest

of us in line.

You gotta pass this on....


Final Thought –

Heaven has a wall, a gate and a strict immigration policy.

Hell has open borders.

Let that sink in.

solarkin

I was a
No
A
Congress is a waste of space .

kankune Loc: Iowa

That was really an eye opener. Thx for posting. It was awesome!!

badbob85037

Congress must be pretty slick in not getting caught.

rumitoid

Proves the adage: "Can't tell a book by it's cover."

badbob85037

Maybe but they all look pretty shady to me.

sisboombaa

You start your post with, "if not totally true it's entertaining". My guess is it is darn close to being true. It's definitely entertaining. It maybe added proof that we live in a giant insane asylum that we call earth. It could make one both laugh and angry at the same time. As for me, I learned long ago that one can not have a rewarding relationship with insanity. I just don't worry any more.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

I was dismayed by the lack of information provided...

I stand by my answers based on the information given...
Yes
C

The premise of your argument is flawed...

Not every child is a Beethoven , though each is special in their own way... That would not stop me from desiring this woman to cease procreating... A society that does not safeguard itself from deterioration is a society that will not last...

Of the examples given C is the clear choice... Not every drunk and/or adulterer is a great leader... Just as not every vegetarian war hero is a f*****t dictator... From the evidence provided any rational mind would draw the same conclusion as to who to v**e for...(in my opinion)

I will happily agree with my friend Rumatoid... An example (if somewhat flawed) of not judging a book by its cover (Although the entire purpose of the cover is to outline the contents for the reader in the simplest form possible)

teabag09

They have a $20,000,000 Taxpayer supplied slush fund to cover it all up! Mike

bggamers Loc: georgia

Well if you were depending on my v**e well what can I say not good. As for the congress notation WOW/ about a******n at times I see a neccesity RAPE/HEALTH that is a really hard dicision one I wouldnt want to make

DogLover99

At least I got Congress as the correct answer. That was easy.