for you lovely ladies
Dec 31, 2018 14:33:26 #
. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Dec 31, 2018 14:36:09 #
badbobby wrote:
. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's... (show quote)
Did Mama put you up to this? You turncoat you.
Dec 31, 2018 14:40:41 #
bahmer wrote:
Did Mama put you up to this? You turncoat you.
They came from his autobiograohy.
Dec 31, 2018 14:41:39 #
bahmer wrote:
Did Mama put you up to this? You turncoat you.
bahm didn't you read the post?
said 'for you ladies'
Dec 31, 2018 14:42:27 #
Liberty Tree wrote:
They came from his autobiograohy.
you read it didja???
I'm still waitin for the ladies to say sumpin
Dec 31, 2018 14:48:47 #
badbobby wrote:
. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's... (show quote)
Lolololololololhahahahahaha hilarious. My personal favorite in this vein is a quote of Katherine Hepburn "if you want to exchange the admiration of many men for the criticism of just one, go ahead, get married"
Dec 31, 2018 19:01:58 #
Retaliation:
Once there was a foolish young man who fell deeply in love with a beautiful young vixen...
He took her hand in his...
Bent down on one knee...
Looked into her eyes and asked for her hand in marriage...
She smiled...
Withdrew her hand...
And refused his offer...
And he lived happily ever after...
Once there was a foolish young man who fell deeply in love with a beautiful young vixen...
He took her hand in his...
Bent down on one knee...
Looked into her eyes and asked for her hand in marriage...
She smiled...
Withdrew her hand...
And refused his offer...
And he lived happily ever after...
Dec 31, 2018 19:25:42 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Retaliation:
Once there was a foolish young man who fell deeply in love with a beautiful young vixen...
He took her hand in his...
Bent down on one knee...
Looked into her eyes and asked for her hand in marriage...
She smiled...
Withdrew her hand...
And refused his offer...
And he lived happily ever after...
Once there was a foolish young man who fell deeply in love with a beautiful young vixen...
He took her hand in his...
Bent down on one knee...
Looked into her eyes and asked for her hand in marriage...
She smiled...
Withdrew her hand...
And refused his offer...
And he lived happily ever after...
Lolololololololhahahahahaha CUTE
Jan 1, 2019 07:22:42 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
bahmer wrote:
Did Mama put you up to this? You turncoat you.
The holidays are officially over Bahm, hint.
He's hoping to get into a onesie.
Jan 1, 2019 11:44:40 #
Peewee wrote:
I was taught as a youngsterThe holidays are officially over Bahm, hint.
He's hoping to get into a onesie.
He's hoping to get into a onesie.
to never give up hope Peewee
I'm still hoping
Jan 1, 2019 11:50:11 #
badbobby wrote:
I was taught as a youngster
to never give up hope Peewee
I'm still hoping
to never give up hope Peewee
I'm still hoping
You passed the onesies about 91 years ago.
Jan 1, 2019 12:14:55 #
bahmer wrote:
You passed the onesies about 91 years ago.
did you have to hurt me bahm
Jan 1, 2019 14:29:48 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
did you have to hurt me bahm
why didn't you splain it to him?
Jan 1, 2019 15:36:32 #
Peewee wrote:
why didn't you splain it to him?
Didn't think that I had to it should be self evident. Especially at 92.
Jan 1, 2019 15:46:21 #
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