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Slatten takes the bathtub test
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Dec 27, 2018 13:57:18   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
archie bunker wrote:
BB, I'd be happy to loan you one for a while who fits the bill pretty well. He's a deep thinker, as long as yall are thinking about food.


He has really grown into a beautiful dog, and his wise smile his a mischavious spirit I would bet.
SWMBO

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Dec 27, 2018 14:08:18   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
a pup I could get along with
and love dearly
when should I expect him???

This coming year, on the 30th of February.

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Dec 27, 2018 14:23:39   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
slatten49 wrote:
This coming year, on the 30th of February.


Is that like the 12th of never?

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Dec 27, 2018 14:48:18   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
a pup I could get along with
and love dearly
when should I expect him???


Well, first, we'll have to have a documented loan agreement, since he is only on loan to you. Of course no charges will come with it, since you will be required to keep him well fed.
Next, I need to figger out the logistics to get him there. I told Mrs. B. to ask when she gets to work at the Post Office in a bit, how many stamps I'll have to lick to mail a 75lb live dog.
We have a few details to work out, but you're more than welcome to snuggle him, let him gently "chew your fleas" (he does that), and attempt to work the Slatten out of him.

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Dec 27, 2018 14:54:35   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Is that like the 12th of never?

Sumpin' like that.

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Dec 27, 2018 14:56:11   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
He has really grown into a beautiful dog, and his wise smile his a mischavious spirit I would bet.
SWMBO


He's a mess!! But a good one! Constantly pushing boundaries, and laughing when he gets called out. Christmas day, when my daughter in law laid the 10 month old little grandson on the couch for a nap, that damn cuddled up beside that baby, and wouldn't be moved. He's special!

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Dec 27, 2018 14:57:04   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
Well, first, we'll have to have a documented loan agreement, since he is only on loan to you. Of course no charges will come with it, since you will be required to keep him well fed.
Next, I need to figger out the logistics to get him there. I told Mrs. B. to ask when she gets to work at the Post Office in a bit, how many stamps I'll have to lick to mail a 75lb live dog.
We have a few details to work out, but you're more than welcome to snuggle him, let him gently "chew your fleas" (he does that), and attempt to work the Slatten out of him.
Well, first, we'll have to have a documented loan ... (show quote)

Are you suggesting my jowls are that prominent

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Dec 27, 2018 15:37:48   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
badbobby wrote:
During a visit to his doctor, Slatten asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Long-Term Care Home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand,Slat said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug."

"Do you want a bed near the window?"
During a visit to his doctor, Slatten asked him, &... (show quote)



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Dec 27, 2018 15:44:07   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
archie bunker wrote:
BB, I'd be happy to loan you one for a while who fits the bill pretty well. He's a deep thinker, as long as yall are thinking about food.


He really does have the deep thinking look down now doesn't he. I don't think I'd want to push my luck too far with him though he looks like he's a tough customer when he wants to be. Beautiful dog archie

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Dec 27, 2018 17:23:27   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Is that like the 12th of never?


if it ain't it's close

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Dec 27, 2018 17:31:10   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
if it ain't it's close

Damn close.

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Dec 27, 2018 19:53:03   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
archie bunker wrote:
He's a mess!! But a good one! Constantly pushing boundaries, and laughing when he gets called out. Christmas day, when my daughter in law laid the 10 month old little grandson on the couch for a nap, that damn cuddled up beside that baby, and wouldn't be moved. He's special!


I am sure that he will protect the grandson from any threats that might come his way. Great dog to have around, besides keeping the baby warm when he is sleeping..

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