Send all the q***rs to Honolulu.
May 5, 2014 14:10:45 #
I have a dream.
If you've ever been to Honolulu, you'll find that it's crawling with Japanese. They've bought homes and businesses all over the place. There's even a Jap docent handing out tourist flyers printed in Japanese at the Battleship Missouri, where the Japs surrendered.
So since the Japanese, who attacked Pearl Harbor, Honolulu, in the war, have finally won it anyway by buying it, and Obama claims it as his home state, and tons of people go there to get married including lots and lots of rich Japanese, it only seems fitting that we should make Honolulu the only place where homosexual marriage is legal.
The q***rs who want to stay married would have to stay in Honolulu, the Big Island. None of the other islands would be allowed. If they come back to the Mainland, they aren't married anymore.
This would really help clean up the country. San Francisco might finally run out of enough people to prance naked in parades, and the New York Times might even start printing true stuff with all the f*ggots gone from their staff. If you'll pardon the expression. Staff, that is.
Most Hawaiians see Honolulu as a perverted mess anyway, so this might work out well for them, too. They could just send all their bad actors to Honolulu. Imagine how happy this would make all those conquering Japanese, too. Ho ho.
If you've ever been to Honolulu, you'll find that it's crawling with Japanese. They've bought homes and businesses all over the place. There's even a Jap docent handing out tourist flyers printed in Japanese at the Battleship Missouri, where the Japs surrendered.
So since the Japanese, who attacked Pearl Harbor, Honolulu, in the war, have finally won it anyway by buying it, and Obama claims it as his home state, and tons of people go there to get married including lots and lots of rich Japanese, it only seems fitting that we should make Honolulu the only place where homosexual marriage is legal.
The q***rs who want to stay married would have to stay in Honolulu, the Big Island. None of the other islands would be allowed. If they come back to the Mainland, they aren't married anymore.
This would really help clean up the country. San Francisco might finally run out of enough people to prance naked in parades, and the New York Times might even start printing true stuff with all the f*ggots gone from their staff. If you'll pardon the expression. Staff, that is.
Most Hawaiians see Honolulu as a perverted mess anyway, so this might work out well for them, too. They could just send all their bad actors to Honolulu. Imagine how happy this would make all those conquering Japanese, too. Ho ho.
May 5, 2014 14:23:22 #
Inyourface
Loc: East Coast
B****sheep wrote:
I have a dream. br br If you've ever been to Hon... (show quote)
I bet your mother wished she was gay on many occasion. Especially when she saw what having to endure your father's smell and humping produced.
May 5, 2014 14:31:51 #
Inyourface wrote:
I bet your mother wished she was gay on many occasion. Especially when she saw what having to endure your father's smell and humping produced.
Well that sure brought you out of the closet. LOL
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May 5, 2014 14:47:47 #
Ya. It figures!
B****sheep wrote:
Well that sure brought you out of the closet. LOL
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May 5, 2014 14:58:04 #
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May 5, 2014 16:17:44 #
B****sheep wrote:
I have a dream. br br If you've ever been to Hon... (show quote)
Very good post. Can we include the sodomites and all other
perverts too? And then drop an atom bomb on Honolulu?
May 5, 2014 16:24:13 #
Caboose wrote:
Very good post. Can we include the sodomites and all other
perverts too? And then drop an atom bomb on Honolulu?
perverts too? And then drop an atom bomb on Honolulu?
Sure, okay. Good plan. :P
May 5, 2014 16:25:23 #
It would be standing room only throughout the Islands.
B****sheep wrote:
Sure, okay. Good plan. :P
May 5, 2014 16:25:31 #
Caboose wrote:
Very good post. Can we include the sodomites and all other
perverts too? And then drop an atom bomb on Honolulu?
perverts too? And then drop an atom bomb on Honolulu?
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Oprah was right about all y'all.
May 5, 2014 19:50:55 #
Brian Devon wrote:
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Oprah was right about all y'all.
Oprah was right about all y'all.
Her opinion dont matter.
May 5, 2014 22:29:48 #
B****sheep wrote:
I have a dream. br br If you've ever been to Hon... (show quote)
:( :( Could we possibly keep the Sheraton in Waikiki? I have a great fondness for the 28th floor and my room (been in it three times) directly over the Pacific so I can watch the sun sink into the ocean. :idea:
May 5, 2014 22:39:20 #
Brian Devon wrote:
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Oprah was right about all y'all.
Oprah was right about all y'all.
Do you watch anything except comedy and talk shows? I mean really. Are you aware there are stations such as NPR, PBS, as well as CSPAN?
May 5, 2014 22:40:53 #
Huh? What?
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AuntiE wrote:
Do you watch anything except comedy and talk shows? I mean really. Are you aware there are stations such as NPR, PBS, as well as CSPAN?
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May 5, 2014 23:01:42 #
AuntiE wrote:
Do you watch anything except comedy and talk shows? I mean really. Are you aware there are stations such as NPR, PBS, as well as CSPAN?
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Actually, AuntiE, I suspect you get most of your news from
your "United Daughters of the Confederacy" meetings. I suspect none of these "lovely" daughters ever did watch Oprah, nor NPR, nor PBS. Most probably spend their days exchanging tips on how to talk to the "help".
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