Does your Career Have A Hymn?
May 4, 2014 16:54:58 #
I am most blessed to have friends who send me wonderful things for thought and amusement.
Dentist's Hymn.................................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn.....................There Shall Be Showers of Blessing
Contractor's Hymn...........................The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn..........................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn ................................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn..........................Standing on the Promises!
Optometrist's Hymn.............................Open My Eyes That I Might See
The Tax Man's Hymn........................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn................................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn........................Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn............................Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn..................I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn............. He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn................................The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway- a few hymns:
55 mph ..........................God Will Take Care of You
75 mph ........................... Nearer My God To Thee
85 mph ........................... This World Is Not My Home
95 mph ........................... Lord, I'm Coming Home
100 mph ..........................Precious Memories
Dentist's Hymn.................................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn.....................There Shall Be Showers of Blessing
Contractor's Hymn...........................The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn..........................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn ................................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn..........................Standing on the Promises!
Optometrist's Hymn.............................Open My Eyes That I Might See
The Tax Man's Hymn........................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn................................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn........................Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn............................Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn..................I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn............. He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn................................The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway- a few hymns:
55 mph ..........................God Will Take Care of You
75 mph ........................... Nearer My God To Thee
85 mph ........................... This World Is Not My Home
95 mph ........................... Lord, I'm Coming Home
100 mph ..........................Precious Memories
May 4, 2014 17:36:22 #
cant beleve
Loc: Planet Kolob
Wow I wish I could say something more but those hymns are as Brian says "priceless" if only the politicians would do as the hymn instructs.
May 4, 2014 18:00:11 #
AuntiE wrote:
I am most blessed to have friends who send me wond... (show quote)
As usual AuntiE these are great. I love the ones by the speed limit signs it lets you know you will meet your maker and rather quickly.
Lets see if this turns out.
How was I born?
Thats not what Daddy told me!
Daddy, how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
Scroll down...You'll love this....
'You got Male!
There were some pictures with this but I don't know how to bring those in with the text. Someday I will try and figure it out.
May 4, 2014 18:09:28 #
AuntiE wrote:
I am most blessed to have friends who send me wond... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:
May 4, 2014 18:12:52 #
bahmer wrote:
As usual AuntiE these are great. I love the ones b... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
May 4, 2014 18:35:30 #
bahmer wrote:
As usual AuntiE these are great. I love the ones b... (show quote)
Absolutely priceless. :thumbup: :thumbup:
May 4, 2014 21:34:54 #
cant beleve wrote:
Wow I wish I could say something more but those hymns are as Brian says "priceless" if only the politicians would do as the hymn instructs.
If only, Brian would follow the Optometrist hymn. :idea: :idea: :idea:
May 5, 2014 10:20:11 #
cant beleve
Loc: Planet Kolob
AuntiE wrote:
If only, Brian would follow the Optometrist hymn. :idea: :idea: :idea:
Yep,but that will never happen!He's too worried with comedy to realize the joke is in the oval office. :oops:
May 5, 2014 11:08:56 #
cant beleve wrote:
Yep,but that will never happen!He's too worried with comedy to realize the joke is in the oval office. :oops:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
May 10, 2014 13:26:15 #
My career doesn't have a hymn. My daughter told me once everyone's life should have a theme song. When I asked her what she thought mine should be, she replied that's easy: Tom Petty's "I won't back down". Esp the line: You can stand me up at the gates of hell but I won't back down.
I take that as a compliment. I'm not sure that's the way she meant it.
I take that as a compliment. I'm not sure that's the way she meant it.
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