I am proud, and grateful to be in the 60%! (Page 2): Thank you!! :thumbup:...

archie bunker Loc: Texas

AuntiE wrote:

It was a an "ah" sigh that Mrs. B has you in the sixty percent. I could not come up, quickly enough, with an appropriate emoticon. This one will have to suffice.

Thank you!! :thumbup:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

archie bunker wrote:

Thank you!! :thumbup:

I sought out appropriate emoticons. I just did not think kissing emoticons were the right way to go. Do the visual of Mrs. B and myself with cast iron sk**lets at dawn duel, because I did a kissy face emoticon to Mr. B. :oops: :shock: :oops: :shock:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

AuntiE wrote:

I sought out appropriate emoticons. I just did not think kissing emoticons were the right way to go. Do the visual of Mrs. B and myself with cast iron sk**lets at dawn duel, because I did a kissy face emoticon to Mr. B. :oops: :shock: :oops: :shock:

The visual is hilarious!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You do know she is a southpaw don't you?? She has a good arm! That is dad-gum friggin funny right there!!!
How would the weapons be chosen? 10 inch square, or 12 inch round?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

archie bunker wrote:

The visual is hilarious!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You do know she is a southpaw don't you?? She has a good arm! That is dad-gum friggin funny right there!!!
How would the weapons be chosen? 10 inch square, or 12 inch round?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I thought you would appreciate the visual.

We call a flip on the eight inch sk**let. We call bottom down or bottom up. Whoever wins, calls the sk**let size. :lol: :lol: :lol:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

AuntiE wrote:

I thought you would appreciate the visual.

We call a flip on the eight inch sk**let. We call bottom down or bottom up. Whoever wins, calls the sk**let size. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can't quit laughing!! :lol: :lol: I'm thinking you, and Mrs. B. would probably clock Uncle E., and me with the sk**lets, go to the house, and have a good breakfast!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

archie bunker wrote:

I can't quit laughing!! :lol: :lol: I'm thinking you, and Mrs. B. would probably clock Uncle E., and me with the sk**lets, go to the house, and have a good breakfast!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

As UncleE is fourteen inches taller then me, it is going to take a one/two for him. I aim for nether regions with a right swing. Mrs. B takes the left swing for the head. While she is taking the second swing, I take you down.

We will save left overs for you both. :lol: :mrgreen:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

AuntiE wrote:

As UncleE is fourteen inches taller then me, it is going to take a one/two for him. I aim for nether regions with a right swing. Mrs. B takes the left swing for the head. While she is taking the second swing, I take you down.

We will save left overs for you both. :lol: :mrgreen:

Sounds like a good day.... :shock: Can we do it on a saturday? I have to work Monday.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

archie bunker wrote:

Sounds like a good day.... :shock: Can we do it on a saturday? I have to work Monday.

Here is another visual. Me trying to explain to TSA why I am t***sporting three cast iron sk**lets to Texas. :D :lol:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

AuntiE wrote:

Here is another visual. Me trying to explain to TSA why I am t***sporting three cast iron sk**lets to Texas. :D :lol:

I guess: "I'm just goin down there to fry some taters!" Wouldn't work. Huh?? :mrgreen:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

archie bunker wrote:

I guess: "I'm just goin down there to fry some taters!" Wouldn't work. Huh?? :mrgreen:

TSA perceives I have illegal items in my hair. You may not remember my previous posting on this matter, so here goes. TWICE those booze i***ts have required I take my hair, waist length, down to run their grubby hands through it. After running their grubby hands through my hair, they have done a complete "pat down". I am unable to determine exactly what terrorist item is in the braided bun on my head. The only single way I have managed to get even is when they tell me, "you have to take your belt off." I told them such was not possible. They reiterated I had too. I reiterated I could not. They finally demanded, "Why not?" I gleefully informed them, "Because, I DO NOT have a belt on."

Maybe I should put potatoes in my hair to travel with the sk**lets :idea: :idea:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

archie bunker wrote:

I guess: "I'm just goin down there to fry some taters!" Wouldn't work. Huh?? :mrgreen:

TSA perceives I have illegal items in my hair. You may not remember my previous posting on this matter, so here goes. TWICE those booze i***ts have required I take my hair, waist length, down to run their grubby hands through it. After running their grubby hands through my hair, they have done a complete "pat down". I am unable to determine exactly what terrorist item is in the braided bun on my head. The only single way I have managed to get even is when they tell me, "you have to take your belt off." I told them such was not possible. They reiterated I had too. I reiterated I could not. They finally demanded, "Why not?" I gleefully informed them, "Because, I DO NOT have a belt on."

Maybe I should put potatoes in my hair to travel with the sk**lets :idea: :idea:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

AuntiE wrote:

TSA perceives I have illegal items in my hair. You... (show quote)

Yes! I remember that!
But what can you blow up with a sk**let?!? Oh!! You are not dark colored are you? You get profiled, so we can show everyone that we don't "Profile!" Right?

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

AuntiE wrote:

Your mouth is unable to smile along with your soul? :shock: ing

Hey I am a grumpy old man. Smiles do not come easy from me.
And frowns are a waste of effort.

dennisimoto Loc: Washington State (West)

rhomin57 wrote:

As far as marriage: "I Lost my Ass!"

My Ex was great housekeeper. When we split up, she kept the house.

No, really, she was. I got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and when I came back, my side of the bed was made.

What are ya gonna do? Can't live with 'em, etc.

BearK Loc: TN

dennisimoto wrote:

My Ex was great housekeeper. When we split up, she kept the house.

No, really, she was. I got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and when I came back, my side of the bed was made.

What are ya gonna do? Can't live with 'em, etc.

Unfortunately, sounds like she was telling you something at that time.

Our Pastor talked about marriage - he said all married people have a spat now & then. If they say they never argue one of two things: 1) They live apart. or 2) They lie.