Three Pilots
Dec 19, 2018 15:22:04 #
Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’
The Navy fighter pilot thumbed through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
It did make light; you may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said
The Air Force pilot reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.’
Saint Peter said, 'they had a ring to them, you may pass through the pearly gates’.
The Army Helicopter pilot started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?’
He replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season Begins...….
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’
The Navy fighter pilot thumbed through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
It did make light; you may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said
The Air Force pilot reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.’
Saint Peter said, 'they had a ring to them, you may pass through the pearly gates’.
The Army Helicopter pilot started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?’
He replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season Begins...….
Dec 19, 2018 15:39:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
pafret wrote:
Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by... (show quote)
Aaah, yes...quite a gal, that Carol.
Dec 19, 2018 15:50:44 #
slatten49 wrote:
Aaah, yes...quite a gal, that Carol.
The Sgt. Major may want to question you about Carol later this evening. Be prepared top go with out supper for some period of time maybe badbobby would bring you a fish now and then to help you out.
Dec 19, 2018 15:51:00 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Good One, I'll Copy And Forward To My Select Friends... Don D. P.S. I Knew Carol In High School...
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pafret wrote:
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