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Dec 12, 2018 16:54:31   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
Muslim Bookstore



Muslim Bookstore

So, I was walking in the mall and I saw that there was a Muslim Bookstore.

The sign outside led me to wonder just what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the evil stink eye, but then asked if he could help me.

I know I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's Book on his U.S. Immigration policy regarding Muslims and I*****l a***ns?”

The clerk said, “Kiss my ass, Get out, and Stay Out!” I said, “Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?”

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Dec 12, 2018 16:56:39   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
pafret wrote:
Muslim Bookstore



Muslim Bookstore

So, I was walking in the mall and I saw that there was a Muslim Bookstore.

The sign outside led me to wonder just what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the evil stink eye, but then asked if he could help me.

I know I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's Book on his U.S. Immigration policy regarding Muslims and I*****l a***ns?”

The clerk said, “Kiss my ass, Get out, and Stay Out!” I said, “Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
Muslim Bookstore br br br br Muslim Bookstore... (show quote)


I have seen that before, but it is still VERY FUNNY!!!

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Dec 12, 2018 17:00:36   #
rumitoid
 
pafret wrote:
Muslim Bookstore



Muslim Bookstore

So, I was walking in the mall and I saw that there was a Muslim Bookstore.

The sign outside led me to wonder just what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the evil stink eye, but then asked if he could help me.

I know I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's Book on his U.S. Immigration policy regarding Muslims and I*****l a***ns?”

The clerk said, “Kiss my ass, Get out, and Stay Out!” I said, “Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
Muslim Bookstore br br br br Muslim Bookstore... (show quote)


That was pretty funny. Like the touch, "Do you have it in paperback?"

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Dec 12, 2018 18:38:10   #
olaydee
 
pafret wrote:
Muslim Bookstore



Muslim Bookstore

So, I was walking in the mall and I saw that there was a Muslim Bookstore.

The sign outside led me to wonder just what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the evil stink eye, but then asked if he could help me.

I know I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's Book on his U.S. Immigration policy regarding Muslims and I*****l a***ns?”

The clerk said, “Kiss my ass, Get out, and Stay Out!” I said, “Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
Muslim Bookstore br br br br Muslim Bookstore... (show quote)



New to me. LOL!!🙂

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Dec 13, 2018 11:51:18   #
Justsss Loc: Wisconsin
 
pafret wrote:
Muslim Bookstore



Muslim Bookstore

So, I was walking in the mall and I saw that there was a Muslim Bookstore.

The sign outside led me to wonder just what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the evil stink eye, but then asked if he could help me.

I know I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's Book on his U.S. Immigration policy regarding Muslims and I*****l a***ns?”

The clerk said, “Kiss my ass, Get out, and Stay Out!” I said, “Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
Muslim Bookstore br br br br Muslim Bookstore... (show quote)


pafret, thanks hadn’t seen this one before. It’s good for a laugh.

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Dec 13, 2018 11:56:30   #
woodguru
 
pafret wrote:
Muslim Bookstore



Muslim Bookstore

So, I was walking in the mall and I saw that there was a Muslim Bookstore.

The sign outside led me to wonder just what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the evil stink eye, but then asked if he could help me.

I know I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's Book on his U.S. Immigration policy regarding Muslims and I*****l a***ns?”

The clerk said, “Kiss my ass, Get out, and Stay Out!” I said, “Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
Muslim Bookstore br br br br Muslim Bookstore... (show quote)


Now that is pretty damn funny right there...

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Dec 13, 2018 22:56:06   #
kankune Loc: Iowa
 
pafret wrote:
Muslim Bookstore



Muslim Bookstore

So, I was walking in the mall and I saw that there was a Muslim Bookstore.

The sign outside led me to wonder just what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk gave me the evil stink eye, but then asked if he could help me.

I know I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's Book on his U.S. Immigration policy regarding Muslims and I*****l a***ns?”

The clerk said, “Kiss my ass, Get out, and Stay Out!” I said, “Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
Muslim Bookstore br br br br Muslim Bookstore... (show quote)


Never seen that one before. I got a great laugh. Thank you

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