three cowboys: Three cowboys Slatten,bahmer and badbobby are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger. Slatten says, "I...

badbobby Loc: texas

Three cowboys Slatten,bahmer and badbobby are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger.
Slatten says, "I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby." bahmer shakes his head and says, "I k**led a 400 pound steer with my bare hands." badbobby just smiled and kept stirring the campfire with his leg.

bahmer

badbobby wrote:

Three cowboys Slatten,bahmer and badbobby are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger.
Slatten says, "I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby." bahmer shakes his head and says, "I k**led a 400 pound steer with my bare hands." badbobby just smiled and kept stirring the campfire with his leg.

I see that you were trying to keep warm there badbobby
did it work out OK for you?

badbobby Loc: texas

bahmer wrote:

I see that you were trying to keep warm there badbobby
did it work out OK for you?

dunno bahm
I'll letcha know when the bandages come off

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

badbobby wrote:

Three cowboys Slatten,bahmer and badbobby are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger.
Slatten says, "I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby." bahmer shakes his head and says, "I k**led a 400 pound steer with my bare hands." badbobby just smiled and kept stirring the campfire with his leg.

The way I heard that joke it wasn't a leg that was used?

Thanks for leaving me out of that one, it was kinda pitiful!

badbobby Loc: texas

Peewee wrote:

The way I heard that joke it wasn't a leg that was used?

Thanks for leaving me out of that one, it was kinda pitiful!

figgered there might be ladies present

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

badbobby wrote:

figgered there might be ladies present

You figgered? You been h*****g around Jethro Slat Bodine again?

badbobby Loc: texas

Peewee wrote:

You figgered? You been h*****g around Jethro Slat Bodine again?

hus talkin cowboy talk

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

badbobby wrote:

hus talkin cowboy talk

Okie dokie!

badbobby Loc: texas

Peewee wrote:

Okie dokie!

by gawd
you can too

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

badbobby wrote:

by gawd
you can too

Only iffin you ask purddy pleeze!!

You done maligned my manhood and

made an odifferious remark about my manly scent

distilled from Bush's baked beans.

bahmer

Peewee wrote:

Only iffin you ask purddy pleeze!! br br You done... (show quote)

I would hardly call that a manly scent sort of a cross
between skunk and wet dog maybe.

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

bahmer wrote:

I would hardly call that a manly scent sort of a cross
between skunk and wet dog maybe.

Ok Bahm, you know this means war!!

Be advised I've got your coordinates and the big guns are locking on target.

You've been warned. Remembered who owns the B-52s.

Does Rolling Thunder ring a bell?

bahmer

Peewee wrote:

Ok Bahm, you know this means war!!

Be advised I've got your coordinates and the big guns are locking on target.

You've been warned. Remembered who owns the B-52s.

Does Rolling Thunder ring a bell?

That sounds like Slatten after dinner if that is what you mean.

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

bahmer wrote:

That sounds like Slatten after dinner if that is what you mean.

No way Jose, Peewee doesn't fart dust. Know what I mean?

Plus this potty humor is getting old, just saying.

bahmer

Peewee wrote:

No way Jose, Peewee doesn't fart dust. Know what I mean?

Plus this potty humor is getting old, just saying.

OK