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when Peewee was younger
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Dec 11, 2018 15:03:02   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee in his younger days was a cowboy and was was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.
"When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Peewee began.
"You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow.
"I walked up the trail to the door," Peewee continued.
"The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him.
"Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Peewee went on.
"That would be the usher," Charlie explained.
"Well, the usher led me down the chute," Peewee said.
"You mean the aisle," Charlie said.
"Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there,"Peewee continued.
"Pew," Charlie retorted.
"Yeah," recalled Peewee.
"That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."

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Dec 11, 2018 15:17:04   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee in his younger days was a cowboy and was was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.
"When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Peewee began.
"You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow.
"I walked up the trail to the door," Peewee continued.
"The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him.
"Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Peewee went on.
"That would be the usher," Charlie explained.
"Well, the usher led me down the chute," Peewee said.
"You mean the aisle," Charlie said.
"Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there,"Peewee continued.
"Pew," Charlie retorted.
"Yeah," recalled Peewee.
"That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."
Peewee in his younger days was a cowboy and was wa... (show quote)

And, that was just prior to Peewee farting.

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Dec 11, 2018 15:22:55   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee in his younger days was a cowboy and was was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.
"When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Peewee began.
"You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow.
"I walked up the trail to the door," Peewee continued.
"The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him.
"Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Peewee went on.
"That would be the usher," Charlie explained.
"Well, the usher led me down the chute," Peewee said.
"You mean the aisle," Charlie said.
"Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there,"Peewee continued.
"Pew," Charlie retorted.
"Yeah," recalled Peewee.
"That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."
Peewee in his younger days was a cowboy and was wa... (show quote)


I had heard that there Peewee was a real stinker when he was little
he must have been a really big stinker as he got older.

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Dec 11, 2018 15:52:51   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
And, that was just prior to Peewee farting.


well
Peewee always had a lotta wind

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Dec 11, 2018 15:59:10   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
well
Peewee always had a lotta wind

That's perfect example of the pot calling the kettle black.

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Dec 11, 2018 19:01:41   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
That's perfect example of the pot calling the kettle black.


you think I'm windy???
you taught me how to play on OPP
nobody winderin you Slat

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Dec 11, 2018 19:11:26   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
you think I'm windy???
you taught me how to play on OPP
nobody winderin you Slat

As you have often said, BB...too shay.

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Dec 12, 2018 13:38:12   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee in his younger days was a cowboy and was was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.
"When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Peewee began.
"You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow.
"I walked up the trail to the door," Peewee continued.
"The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him.
"Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Peewee went on.
"That would be the usher," Charlie explained.
"Well, the usher led me down the chute," Peewee said.
"You mean the aisle," Charlie said.
"Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there,"Peewee continued.
"Pew," Charlie retorted.
"Yeah," recalled Peewee.
"That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."
Peewee in his younger days was a cowboy and was wa... (show quote)


Feeling frisky today are we?
Don't make me throw a saddle on you and give you the spurs.



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Dec 12, 2018 13:44:53   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
slatten49 wrote:
And, that was just prior to Peewee farting.


Real cowboys eat a lot of beans, that's why I carry Bean-o, wherever I go.

I keep em in an ole Copenhagen tin.


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Dec 12, 2018 13:46:33   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
bahmer wrote:
I had heard that there Peewee was a real stinker when he was little
he must have been a really big stinker as he got older.


I knew you'd show up if the other two were here.


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Dec 12, 2018 13:47:58   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
well
Peewee always had a lotta wind


Makes my sail boat go further.


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Dec 12, 2018 14:07:30   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
Makes my sail boat go further.



Jus thought I'd give you a lil recognition Peewee
seems no one else wants to

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Dec 12, 2018 14:32:17   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
Jus thought I'd give you a lil recognition Peewee
seems no one else wants to


Thanks, Partner. And ah-shucks, you shouldn't have!

Now I either need a haircut or I'm getting a fat head again.

My Stetson is giving me a headache.


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Dec 12, 2018 15:42:15   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
Thanks, Partner. And ah-shucks, you shouldn't have!

Now I either need a haircut or I'm getting a fat head again.

My Stetson is giving me a headache.


prolly the rattle snake band on your hat
prolly part constrictor


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Dec 12, 2018 15:55:11   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
prolly the rattle snake band on your hat
prolly part constrictor



You's just making that up, but it was good un.

Snakes are r****t, never heard of them cross breeding.


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