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We Sure Do Miss Bill Clinton
Dec 6, 2018 07:23:16   #
crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island
 
I think I've seen this before but it's still funny.



It doesn't matter what party you belong to this is good natured
political humor from a Canadian TV show, where a black comedian said
he misses Bill Clinton....

"Yep, that's right - We miss Bill Clinton!"

He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as
President.

He plays the saxophone. He smoked weed.
He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him .... his wife works, and he doesn't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath:
"I solemnly swear to tell the t***h as I know it, the whole t***h as I
believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to have sex
in the Oval Office between the Bushes.

It's just been announced by Dell that a new computer will be
introduced to the market in the near future. It's the Bill Clinton
model featuring a 6 inch hard-drive and no memory.

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