https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/iraq-offers-to-help-establish-democracy-in-north-carolina?mbid=nl_Borowitz%20120418&CNDID=39115857&utm_source=nl&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Borowitz%20120418&utm_content=&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=Borowitz%20120418&hasha=8ece34bcac31c32a63ae5413791f5003&hashb=5c7beb62337fe31f37ce28588db9450052cb5b58&spMailingID=14731946&spUserID=MTMzMTg0NTc1MzYwS0&spJobID=1540305031&spReportId=MTU0MDMwNTAzMQS2Photograph by Logan Cyrus / AFP / Getty
BAGHDAD (The Borowitz Report)—The government of Iraq announced on Tuesday that it would seek to build an international coalition to establish democracy in the state of North Carolina.
Speaking to reporters in Baghdad, the Iraqi President, Barham Salih, said that Iraq had reached out to regional powers including Canada and Mexico to launch a military invasion of North Carolina’s Ninth Congressional District to “protect the North Carolinians’ right to self-determination.”
While many in the international community commended Salih’s desire to bring democracy to North Carolina, some critics warned that the effort could wind up destabilizing other American states.
“If North Carolina gets democracy, it’s only a matter of time before the people of Wisconsin, Georgia, and other failed states demand it as well,” Muqtada al-Sadr, the Iraqi politician and cleric, said. “Iraq could find itself in a quagmire with no exit strategy.”
Brushing aside such concerns, President Salih said that his international coalition could send troops to N.C.-9 as early as next week.
“We will be greeted as liberators,” he predicted.
Bad Bob wrote:
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Photograph by Logan Cyrus / AFP / Getty
BAGHDAD (The Borowitz Report)—The government of Iraq announced on Tuesday that it would seek to build an international coalition to establish democracy in the state of North Carolina.
Speaking to reporters in Baghdad, the Iraqi President, Barham Salih, said that Iraq had reached out to regional powers including Canada and Mexico to launch a military invasion of North Carolina’s Ninth Congressional District to “protect the North Carolinians’ right to self-determination.”
While many in the international community commended Salih’s desire to bring democracy to North Carolina, some critics warned that the effort could wind up destabilizing other American states.
“If North Carolina gets democracy, it’s only a matter of time before the people of Wisconsin, Georgia, and other failed states demand it as well,” Muqtada al-Sadr, the Iraqi politician and cleric, said. “Iraq could find itself in a quagmire with no exit strategy.”
Brushing aside such concerns, President Salih said that his international coalition could send troops to N.C.-9 as early as next week.
“We will be greeted as liberators,” he predicted.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ir... (
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Need to start in California.
That is where the biggest v***r f***d is.
Liberty Tree wrote:
That is where the biggest v***r f***d is.
And what is that based on? Dr. Tree's opinion?
Bad Bob wrote:
And what is that based on? Dr. Tree's opinion?
Facts you would never accept, because as long as democrats win all is fair to you.
Liberty Tree wrote:
T***h!!!!!!!
Well Dr. Tree, you seem to have much more experience in that area than I.
Bad Bob wrote:
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Photograph by Logan Cyrus / AFP / Getty
BAGHDAD (The Borowitz Report)—The government of Iraq announced on Tuesday that it would seek to build an international coalition to establish democracy in the state of North Carolina.
Speaking to reporters in Baghdad, the Iraqi President, Barham Salih, said that Iraq had reached out to regional powers including Canada and Mexico to launch a military invasion of North Carolina’s Ninth Congressional District to “protect the North Carolinians’ right to self-determination.”
While many in the international community commended Salih’s desire to bring democracy to North Carolina, some critics warned that the effort could wind up destabilizing other American states.
“If North Carolina gets democracy, it’s only a matter of time before the people of Wisconsin, Georgia, and other failed states demand it as well,” Muqtada al-Sadr, the Iraqi politician and cleric, said. “Iraq could find itself in a quagmire with no exit strategy.”
Brushing aside such concerns, President Salih said that his international coalition could send troops to N.C.-9 as early as next week.
“We will be greeted as liberators,” he predicted.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ir... (
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They could do better than the GOP controlled e******n system has, that state needs help, and this e******n f***d they are dealing with now should be triggering change.
Why Can an Iranian figure out what the GOP is doing in these states when Republicans can't?
Liberty Tree wrote:
Facts you would never accept, because as long as democrats win all is fair to you.
Spoken by a supporter of the party that in a few states have been pulling out the stops to rig their e******ns.
How hard can it be to look at states like North Carolina and Georgia and figure out they are doing things other states are not doing, and those things they are doing need to stop, which is not going to give the left an advantage, it's going to take the advantage away from the GOP?
Bad Bob wrote:
Well Dr. Tree, you seem to have much more experience in that area than I.
A lot more experience in recognizing c***ting by Democrats.
woodguru wrote:
They could do better than the GOP controlled e******n system has, that state needs help, and this e******n f***d they are dealing with now should be triggering change.
Why Can an Iranian figure out what the GOP is doing in these states when Republicans can't?
Iran is not afraid of Democrats, only Republicans so it has to discredit its enemy.
woodguru wrote:
Spoken by a supporter of the party that in a few states have been pulling out the stops to rig their e******ns.
How hard can it be to look at states like North Carolina and Georgia and figure out they are doing things other states are not doing, and those things they are doing need to stop, which is not going to give the left an advantage, it's going to take the advantage away from the GOP?
I guess the Democrats in Florida and California are pure and innocent according to you.
Liberty Tree wrote:
I guess the Democrats in Florida and California are pure and innocent according to you.
Two different things going on in Florida and California.
Florida's biggest problem is that they have figured out any crap can be claimed without proof, get is before a judge and let the courts decide the e******n...you don't agree with the first court, appeal it, and go to the supreme from there as happened with Gore, who actually won as was later found out.
E******ns are not about court decisions, and courts are not the last word in being fair and unbiased.
The GOP doesn't want fair counts when they have the initial lead, and of course they want recounts when they don't, then they want a judge to decide something wasn't fair when they are behind, and they want the e******n called when they are ahead.
The fair standard needs to be set and the same rules need to apply to both sides.
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