the E-Mail
Dec 4, 2018 10:45:40 #
A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Pete in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found??
"Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Tim McDurmt in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Come now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. 'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "There now Pete, you see? I told you there must be a simple explanation!
"Well, WHAT is it?" Fumed Pete.
"She never got your E-mail!"
"What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found??
"Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Tim McDurmt in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Come now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. 'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "There now Pete, you see? I told you there must be a simple explanation!
"Well, WHAT is it?" Fumed Pete.
"She never got your E-mail!"
Dec 4, 2018 10:55:45 #
old marine
Loc: America home of the brave
badbobby wrote:
A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to fin... (show quote)
Ha ha ha ha ha.. Funny.
Dec 4, 2018 11:06:10 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to fin... (show quote)
Yeah, that explains and legitimizes her behavior.
Dec 4, 2018 11:07:59 #
Dec 4, 2018 12:24:50 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
it does???
Did you miss the emoticons, ya' durn Squid
Dec 4, 2018 12:43:41 #
badbobby wrote:
A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to fin... (show quote)
That will do it every time.
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