Pretty good batch of 'em this time, BB, especially from a durn Squid.
A young man jogging decided to take a short cut through the cemetery be cause the temperature was dropping rapidly. In the late afternoon faint light he fell into an open grave.
Try as he may he could not get a purchase on the rim of the open grave. The tempeture was dropping and the young jogger was shaking with cold. Teeth chattering as he called for help
Two drunks were taking a short cut through the cemetery using a flash light and hesrd the young man moaning and teeth clicking in fhe cold. Curious they eased slowly forward to the noise they were hearing.
As they approached the open grave and shined their flashlight into the open grave the young jogger moaned i am freezing plesse help me.
The drunk with the flash light responded to the jogger "No wonder you ste freezing. You kicked all the dirt off you.🙄🤔😏😁😎
old marine wrote:
A young man jogging decided to take a short cut through the cemetery be cause the temperature was dropping rapidly. In the late afternoon faint light he fell into an open grave.
Try as he may he could not get a purchase on the rim of the open grave. The tempeture was dropping and the young jogger was shaking with cold. Teeth chattering as he called for help
Two drunks were taking a short cut through the cemetery using a flash light and hesrd the young man moaning and teeth clicking in fhe cold. Curious they eased slowly forward to the noise they were hearing.
As they approached the open grave and shined their flashlight into the open grave the young jogger moaned i am freezing plesse help me.
The drunk with the flash light responded to the jogger "No wonder you ste freezing. You kicked all the dirt off you.🙄🤔😏😁😎
A young man jogging decided to take a short cut th... (
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moral
stay out of cemeteries on dark cold nights
badbobby wrote:
moral
stay out of cemeteries on dark cold nights
I'd like to stay out of cemeteries, period.
slatten49 wrote:
I'd like to stay out of cemeteries, period.
sorry,but I can promise you
you will not get your likes
badbobby wrote:
sorry,but I can promise you
you will not get your likes
Well, you also promised me you'd pay your poker debts.
badbobby wrote:
you're still dreamin
Well, I often have nice dreams. But, when you're involved, they turn into nightmares of unpaid IOUs.
Pretty much...and, kind'a like Freddie Krueger
with a dixie-cup Squid's cap.
slatten49 wrote:
Pretty much...and, kind'a like Freddie Krueger with a dixie-cup Squid's cap
be thankful it's jus on OPP
durn Jarhead
badbobby wrote:
be thankful it's jus on OPP
durn Jarhead
Being leery of dinosaurs, I sure am.
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