Roe vs. Wade
Dec 1, 2018 14:09:56 #
Roe vs. Wade
A liberal blonde in her fourth freshman year at University of Michigan
was asked by her professor if she knew what the Roe vs. Wade decision was about.
She pondered for quite a while.
Finally she said. "I think it’s the decision George Washington made before he crossed the Delaware!"
A liberal blonde in her fourth freshman year at University of Michigan
was asked by her professor if she knew what the Roe vs. Wade decision was about.
She pondered for quite a while.
Finally she said. "I think it’s the decision George Washington made before he crossed the Delaware!"
Dec 1, 2018 14:24:18 #
peter11937
Loc: NYS
Oldsailor65 wrote:
That joke is as old as the decision itself....Roe vs. Wade
A liberal blonde in her fourth freshman year at University of Michigan
was asked by her professor if she knew what the Roe vs. Wade decision was about.
She pondered for quite a while.
Finally she said. "I think it’s the decision George Washington made before he crossed the Delaware!"
A liberal blonde in her fourth freshman year at University of Michigan
was asked by her professor if she knew what the Roe vs. Wade decision was about.
She pondered for quite a while.
Finally she said. "I think it’s the decision George Washington made before he crossed the Delaware!"
Dec 1, 2018 14:26:57 #
maximus
Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee
peter11937 wrote:
That joke is as old as the decision itself....
Believe it or not...it's the first time I ever heard it.
Dec 1, 2018 15:00:27 #
peter11937
Loc: NYS
maximus wrote:
Believe it or not...it's the first time I ever heard it.
Wait long enough and the oldest jokes are new again
Dec 1, 2018 15:17:10 #
peter11937 wrote:
Wait long enough and the oldest jokes are new again
Somewhat later on, she learned about Roe vs Wade first hand.
Dec 1, 2018 16:07:37 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
Manning345 wrote:
Somewhat later on, she learned about Roe vs Wade first hand.
Welcome back, stranger! You missed it... while you were gone Pafret discovered his funny bone. He's got a pretty good sense of humor when he lets it out. Not sure if it's like Haley's Comet and just comes around once every eight years or what.
Dec 1, 2018 17:35:23 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
maximus wrote:
Believe it or not...it's the first time I ever heard it.
Waaaay to many Blonde jokes,cant remember them all,Maximus...Dont feel bad...
Dec 1, 2018 19:57:33 #
Peewee wrote:
Welcome back, stranger! You missed it... while you were gone Pafret discovered his funny bone. He's got a pretty good sense of humor when he lets it out. Not sure if it's like Haley's Comet and just comes around once every eight years or what.
Sheesh! I thought I was being very serious.
Dec 2, 2018 01:57:52 #
maximus
Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee
proud republican wrote:
Waaaay to many Blonde jokes,cant remember them all,Maximus...Dont feel bad...
My sister is a natural blonde too. Really. She doesn't fit the profile though, she's as smart as a whip!
Dec 2, 2018 02:19:51 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
maximus wrote:
My sister is a natural blonde too. Really. She doesn't fit the profile though, she's as smart as a whip!
So is my sister...She is a lawyer...And my son is dirty blonde....Very smart too...
Dec 2, 2018 06:50:34 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
pafret wrote:
Sheesh! I thought I was being very serious.
I left you alone because you're smarter than the average bear.
But once you lightened up, I figured you were okay to tease.
Dec 2, 2018 12:14:01 #
Peewee wrote:
I left you alone because you're smarter than the a... (show quote)
Being smarter than the average bear just makes the other bears pissed off and h**e you.
Dec 2, 2018 13:14:57 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
pafret wrote:
Being smarter than the average bear just makes the other bears pissed off and h**e you.
Say it ain't so, Joe!
I, BB, Bahm, Slat, and many others don't h**e you. Maybe a little green-eyed jealousy is all and only once in a while. It just comes with the territory of being the smartest kid in class. We all have gifts others don't and wish they did. I consider you a precious gift. I've learned a lot from you. Thanks, Yogi!
Dec 2, 2018 14:57:25 #
Peewee wrote:
Say it ain't so, Joe! br br I, BB, Bahm, Slat, a... (show quote)
Thanks for the v**e of confidence. I started to write a diatribe about this but on further relflection, decided not to do that. After all these years I am finally learning some discretion. Used to be known as "Ready, Fire, Aim, Pete".
Dec 2, 2018 18:47:39 #
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