Saturday Amusement on Monday
Apr 28, 2014 11:46:36 #
I was absent on Saturday, hence no customary Saturday amusement. We shall have, hopefully, Monday laughter.
In a nod to our friend Slatten's granddaughter, I am providing a baseball joke. Yes, I know she does softball; however, she is a pitcher.
A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game. He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the game. The rookie slammed his glove on the ground as he yelled, "Damn it, the jerk took me out when I had a no-hitter going."
In a nod to our friend Slatten's granddaughter, I am providing a baseball joke. Yes, I know she does softball; however, she is a pitcher.
A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game. He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the game. The rookie slammed his glove on the ground as he yelled, "Damn it, the jerk took me out when I had a no-hitter going."
Apr 28, 2014 20:48:46 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
I was absent on Saturday, hence no customary Satur... (show quote)
Technically, he was right, you know! :lol:
Lauren does not throw gloves. Or, at least not since she was very young. :mrgreen:
She has thrown a number of no-hitters, however! :thumbup:
Apr 28, 2014 21:54:18 #
slatten49 wrote:
Technically, he was right, you know! :lol:
Lauren does not throw gloves. Or, at least not since she was very young. :mrgreen:
She has thrown a number of no-hitters, however! :thumbup:
Lauren does not throw gloves. Or, at least not since she was very young. :mrgreen:
She has thrown a number of no-hitters, however! :thumbup:
"Barack Obama is now denying that he is email pals with the beautiful actress, Scarlett Johansson. Remember that story? They were saying that Scarlett Johansson and Barack Obama were emailing each other. He says no, it's not true. In fact his exact words were 'I did not have textual relations with that woman.'"
Apr 28, 2014 21:59:34 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Armageddun wrote:
"Barack Obama is now denying that he is email pals with the beautiful actress, Scarlett Johansson. Remember that story? They were saying that Scarlett Johansson and Barack Obama were emailing each other. He says no, it's not true. In fact his exact words were 'I did not have textual relations with that woman.'"
:lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :mrgreen:
Apr 28, 2014 22:30:38 #
slatten49 wrote:
:lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :mrgreen:
I found use guys.. Hiya :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Remember me, :?: :?: :?: :?:
Apr 28, 2014 22:58:39 #
AuntiE wrote:
I was absent on Saturday, hence no customary Satur... (show quote)
Very funny and a great morale: self-centeredness is blind.
Apr 28, 2014 22:59:27 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Armageddun wrote:
I found use guys.. Hiya :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Remember me, :?: :?: :?: :?:
Remember me, :?: :?: :?: :?:
Vaguely. :wink: :mrgreen:
I am turning in soon. I have a big day of 'flitting' ahead of me tomorrow. :lol:
Apr 28, 2014 23:01:17 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
rumitoid wrote:
Very funny and a great morale: self-centeredness is blind.
Maybe that is why I have been having trouble with my vision, as of late? :mrgreen:
Nah, the Sgt. Major keeps me grounded. :shock:
Apr 28, 2014 23:13:37 #
slatten49 wrote:
Vaguely. :wink: :mrgreen:
I am turning in soon. I have a big day of 'flitting' ahead of me tomorrow. :lol:
I am turning in soon. I have a big day of 'flitting' ahead of me tomorrow. :lol:
It is :shock:ing, but the Sandman may have dropped a small amount of sleep sand on me. Geez, it is barely past 11:00. I can only hope if it works I do not wake up at 3:00, which has happened before.
Okay, whining, crying, rant over. Goodnight sign coming up.....Early...hmmm...is that a picture of Slatten?
Apr 28, 2014 23:16:22 #
Armageddun wrote:
I found use guys.. Hiya :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Remember me, :?: :?: :?: :?:
Remember me, :?: :?: :?: :?:
You are.....what was his name....oh gosh...
Apr 29, 2014 00:11:12 #
slatten49 wrote:
Vaguely. :wink: :mrgreen:
I am turning in soon. I have a big day of 'flitting' ahead of me tomorrow. :lol:
I am turning in soon. I have a big day of 'flitting' ahead of me tomorrow. :lol:
Me Too not flitting; tomorrow is food pantry day.
Apr 29, 2014 07:58:28 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Armageddun wrote:
Me Too not flitting; tomorrow is food pantry day.
That does not surprise me, Armie. You are a good man. :thumbup:
Apr 29, 2014 11:10:05 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
AuntiE wrote:
I was absent on Saturday, hence no customary Satur... (show quote)
I know I live in the extreme west but in the computer age why do I have to wait until tuesday to get it?
Apr 29, 2014 16:59:41 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
alex wrote:
I know I live in the extreme west but in the computer age why do I have to wait until tuesday to get it?
I kept it for myself, and did not release it back to the general public 'til Tuesday! :mrgreen:
Apr 29, 2014 17:23:18 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
slatten49 wrote:
I kept it for myself, and did not release it back to the general public 'til Tuesday! :mrgreen:
actually Tues. opp stuff gets to my computer between 0100 and 0200 Tues. morning
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