tactful Loc: just North of the District of LMAO

story of:
JACK SCHITT
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,"you don't know Jack
Schitt"!Well,thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate,married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son,Jack.In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.The deeply
religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt,Giva Schitt, Fulla
Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.Against her
parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt,a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later
married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted
to keep her previous name.She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt
married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous
disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt,were inseparable
throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony.The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials.The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,and
Horse.Bull Schitt,the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.Now when someone
says,"You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

Carol Kelly

Hilarious! Worthy of repeating.

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

Cant stop laughing,thank you,Tactful....

badbobby Loc: texas

thank you so very much Tact
your generosity is only exceeded by your unlimited knowledge

tactful Loc: just North of the District of LMAO

Like any and every one else I like a good belly laugh too! I hope everyone enjoys as much as I did.

Carol Kelly

I think we did. Thanx