Be careful what you v**e for.
Nov 11, 2018 09:29:19 #
While walking down the street one day, a corrupt politician was tragically hit by a car and died.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem.
We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.
"No problem, just let me in," says the politician.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher-ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven.
Then you can choose where to spend eternity.
"Really? OK, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the politician.
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator, and he goes down, down, down to hell.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse, and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are all having such a good time, that before the politician realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven...
So, 24 hours passed with the politician joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing.
They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
The politician reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell...
Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above .
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.
"I don't understand," stammers the politician. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage, and my friends look miserable. What happened?
The devil smiles at him and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning......Today, you v**ed.."
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem.
We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.
"No problem, just let me in," says the politician.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher-ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven.
Then you can choose where to spend eternity.
"Really? OK, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the politician.
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator, and he goes down, down, down to hell.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse, and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are all having such a good time, that before the politician realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven...
So, 24 hours passed with the politician joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing.
They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
The politician reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell...
Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above .
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.
"I don't understand," stammers the politician. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage, and my friends look miserable. What happened?
The devil smiles at him and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning......Today, you v**ed.."
Nov 11, 2018 09:32:13 #
Nov 11, 2018 09:52:13 #
Ain't that the God's t***h, democrats have been doing that for better than 100 years.
Capt-jack wrote:
While walking down the street one day, a corrupt p... (show quote)
Nov 11, 2018 10:01:21 #
jimpack123
Loc: wisconsin
bmac32 wrote:
Ain't that the God's t***h, democrats have been doing that for better than 100 years.
Yes Democrats have been busy picking up Garbage from GOP messes for years and Trump is the biggest piece of TRASH
Nov 11, 2018 10:07:39 #
jimpack123 wrote:
Yes Democrats have been busy picking up Garbage from GOP messes for years and Trump is the biggest piece of TRASH
OH, you mean like you don't like your tax break? Or you want a weak country so China will soon rule the world? I guess you liked Bill Clinton giving
China the BEST ICBM guidance system America had. This kind of garbage cannot be picked up, it will come back and k**l us.
Nov 11, 2018 10:23:42 #
This has nothing to do with Trump so changing the subject does you know good.
jimpack123 wrote:
Yes Democrats have been busy picking up Garbage from GOP messes for years and Trump is the biggest piece of TRASH
Nov 11, 2018 11:19:57 #
bmac32 wrote:
Ain't that the God's t***h, democrats have been doing that for better than 100 years.
Amen and Amen
Nov 11, 2018 11:55:47 #
The Democrats flipped 40 seats in the House and are in a position to do a lot of good things for the country. By the way the story is stupid.
Nov 11, 2018 12:31:02 #
Capt-jack wrote:
While walking down the street one day, a corrupt p... (show quote)
Choosing is time we'll spent, but spending isn't by consent, or profligate behaviour, so the house flipped it's bacon and the eggs got broken, Burger King was frozen, just what does all this messy putting it about mean I likes a yoke that ain't been broke and Trump is an expert bankrupt.
This got back to the DOJ who then realised that Russia was the goodies, holy crap fellers we needs a dinner at an exclusive gentlemans' club perchance in gay paree where theres no yokals spreading themselves out putting it about.
So Sessions takes off I'm up up and away, a ramjet just went off in my posterior, is this the true meaning of profligate, Sessions wonders.
Nov 11, 2018 15:36:23 #
Nov 11, 2018 16:22:32 #
Capt-jack wrote:
Hunn!
Exactly Capt-jack well said, Trump has woken up to the Hunn in Saudi Arabia at last he's on the right track, the Till of the Hunn or Attila the Hunn has got to be Stopped, even though people get the two confused one is just as bad as the other, Attila was ruler of the Hunnic Empire, but, and may Ahura Mazda have mercy on him, if all else fails, for him he was only 19 at one stage of his life, just never grew up, not much younger than Mohammed bin Salman who stopped shorter than that.
Atilla the Hunn has become a modulating phrase to describe people who are uncivilized, brutal and uncooth.
Mohammed bin.Salman Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia is just such a person caught red handed putting bags over people and strangling them to death before chopping their heads off off, in a way, so he says, it was descent of me not to take the bone saw to Khashoggi's fingers and toes first, thereby then, working up to his chest before finishing him off.
Can you imagine MbS expected accolades for this, as the reformer that Donald Trump praised him being when they was rubbing a strange illuminated spherical object together, I don't know why they was doing that.
Nov 11, 2018 21:56:53 #
Nov 12, 2018 09:55:40 #
Lockjaw3 wrote:
The Democrats flipped 40 seats in the House and are in a position to do a lot of good things for the country. By the way the story is stupid.
OK they have the house let's be patient and see what they do with it, but if history continues to repeat itself they will accomplish diddly squat !!!!!!
Nov 12, 2018 19:44:24 #
Lockjaw3 wrote:
The Democrats flipped 40 seats in the House and are in a position to do a lot of good things for the country. By the way the story is stupid.
No, the story tells the t***h about politics and politicians, unfortunately. And don't dare claim democrats are any different, are the good guys!
Nov 13, 2018 07:52:43 #
TrueAmerican wrote:
OK they have the house let's be patient and see what they do with it, but if history continues to repeat itself they will accomplish diddly squat !!!!!!
The fools who v**ed for the Left have unwisely ended any tax cuts for them, lol.
Most progress will also stop.
Their jobs may also end!
And I say Jezz, this too bad!
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