Badbobby goes to down to the docks
Oct 16, 2018 11:37:04 #
An old retired sailor badbobby feels pretty good with his new eyesight puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks for old time's sake.
He hires a prostitute, takes her up to a room and goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age.
After a couple of minutes, he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" He asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in and you're knot getting your money back."
He hires a prostitute, takes her up to a room and goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age.
After a couple of minutes, he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" He asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in and you're knot getting your money back."
Oct 16, 2018 11:57:27 #
Oct 16, 2018 13:26:34 #
being that my mind is still reasonably sound
I dont think I would be caught in such a situation
however
I will give you credit for trying
"revenge is better served cold"
just sayin
I dont think I would be caught in such a situation
however
I will give you credit for trying
"revenge is better served cold"
just sayin
Oct 16, 2018 13:30:24 #
badbobby wrote:
being that my mind is still reasonably sound
I dont think I would be caught in such a situation
however
I will give you credit for trying
"revenge is better served cold"
just sayin
I dont think I would be caught in such a situation
however
I will give you credit for trying
"revenge is better served cold"
just sayin
I am just trying to keep up with you as you are far ahead of me in this category.
I will let you know when we are back even again if ever.
Oct 16, 2018 15:23:01 #
bahmer wrote:
I am just trying to keep up with you as you are far ahead of me in this category.
I will let you know when we are back even again if ever.
I will let you know when we are back even again if ever.
then I will have to pick on Slatten instead of you
will that make you happy?
of course there are other worthy OPPers
Peewee,Old Marine,moldy and our beautiful girls
all should know they are at risk
Oct 16, 2018 16:48:59 #
badbobby wrote:
then I will have to pick on Slatten instead of you
will that make you happy?
of course there are other worthy OPPers
Peewee,Old Marine,moldy and our beautiful girls
all should know they are at risk
will that make you happy?
of course there are other worthy OPPers
Peewee,Old Marine,moldy and our beautiful girls
all should know they are at risk
With you around all are at risk even myself.
Just sparring with you my friend thats all.
Oct 17, 2018 06:00:40 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
then I will have to pick on Slatten instead of you
will that make you happy?
of course there are other worthy OPPers
Peewee,Old Marine,moldy and our beautiful girls
all should know they are at risk
will that make you happy?
of course there are other worthy OPPers
Peewee,Old Marine,moldy and our beautiful girls
all should know they are at risk
En garde, rascal! Prepare to receive the mark of Peewee Zoro!
Oct 17, 2018 18:25:20 #
Peewee wrote:
En garde, rascal! Prepare to receive the mark of Peewee Zoro!
jus get your sword ready Zorro
Oct 17, 2018 18:27:11 #
badbobby wrote:
jus get your sword ready Zorro
You should be thinking about fishin not fightin.
Oct 17, 2018 18:51:27 #
bahmer wrote:
You should be thinking about fishin not fightin.
when I'm challenged
I rise to the occasion
Oct 17, 2018 18:54:29 #
badbobby wrote:
when I'm challenged
I rise to the occasion
I rise to the occasion
Must be that Navy versus the Marine blood that courses
through those veins of yours. So used to fighting of those
dastardly Marines that your blood boils at slightest provocation.
Oct 17, 2018 20:06:21 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
jus get your sword ready Zorro
You've already lost, I would have said Zero.
Prepare to be sliced, and diced, Capt. Crunch!
Oct 18, 2018 10:36:55 #
Peewee wrote:
You've already lost, I would have said Zero. br b... (show quote)
bow and arrows overcome swords quickly
en garde!!!
Oct 18, 2018 10:55:50 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
badbobby wrote:
bow and arrows overcome swords quickly
en garde!!!
en garde!!!
Must be how the arms race got started. I'm suing for peace.
The money we save can be spent on adult beverages.
Whatda u say, amigo?
Oct 18, 2018 11:37:45 #
Peewee wrote:
Must be how the arms race got started. I'm suing for peace.
The money we save can be spent on adult beverages.
Whatda u say, amigo?
The money we save can be spent on adult beverages.
Whatda u say, amigo?
If you have a bottle of Jack he may talk to you then just saying.
Anything less and you are on your own.
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