pafret Loc: Northeast

One Hundred Percent

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic.

It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint, and it goes like this:

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.

It’s the Bulls**t and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

debeda

Lolololololololhahahahahaha that's GREAT

Comment Loc: California

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

That is HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Noraa Loc: Kansas

Good one!!

Gatsby

Every time I hear that 100(+)% MBE, the Greek messenger, Pheidippides, comes to mind.

Having completed his assigned task, he dropped on the spot, dying of exhaustion. That was 100%.

As well as the millions of other warriors, before and since, who have given their all to a cause.

son of witless

Carol Kelly

I was having a party and we checked in just n time to read this. Everyone howled with laughter. But I couldn’t reply then. Thanks!

F.D.R.

It is absolutely correct. I've seen it many times.

pafret Loc: Northeast

That is why I never went out for track in high school. If it k**led "Feedip" it would probably k**l me as well.