With age comes wisdom.
Sep 29, 2018 09:41:16 #
Subject: Sleeping With Bob
The guys were all at on a golf
trip. No one wanted to room with Bob
because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of
them stay with him the whole time,
so they v**ed to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast
the next morning with his hair a mess and his
eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?
He said, " Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and
watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn.
In the morning, same thing, hair all standing
up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!
He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with
his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older
cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to
breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.
They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked
Bob into bed, patted him on the butt and kissed him good night.
Bob sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
The guys were all at on a golf
trip. No one wanted to room with Bob
because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of
them stay with him the whole time,
so they v**ed to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast
the next morning with his hair a mess and his
eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?
He said, " Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and
watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn.
In the morning, same thing, hair all standing
up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!
He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with
his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older
cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to
breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.
They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked
Bob into bed, patted him on the butt and kissed him good night.
Bob sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
Sep 29, 2018 11:52:37 #
no propaganda please
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Capt-jack wrote:
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Excellent story and a great concept!!
Sep 29, 2018 12:13:50 #
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