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E = mc 2
Sep 29, 2018 08:27:45   #
Capt-jack Loc: Home
 
E = mc 2 (well, a variation)

1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by:

V****g Democratic in the November e******n.

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Sep 29, 2018 09:44:55   #
Manning345 Loc: Richmond, Virginia
 
Capt-jack wrote:
E = mc 2 (well, a variation)

1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by:

V****g Democratic in the November e******n.

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Think of it this way: Light, which is devoutly to be had, is made up of waves, except when it is made up of particles called photons, or, if you like, light is simultaneously wave and particle. Democrats are a flash in the pan, which probably means they are itsy bitsy particles, and Republicans and Conservatives are waves and waves of illumination. V**e Republican!

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Sep 29, 2018 10:43:01   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Manning345 wrote:
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Think of it this way: Light, which is devoutly to be had, is made up of waves, except when it is made up of particles called photons, or, if you like, light is simultaneously wave and particle. Democrats are a flash in the pan, which probably means they are itsy bitsy particles, and Republicans and Conservatives are waves and waves of illumination. V**e Republican!


Right on target!!

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Sep 29, 2018 12:14:39   #
bahmer
 
Capt-jack wrote:
E = mc 2 (well, a variation)

1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by:

V****g Democratic in the November e******n.


Amen and Amen spot on.

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Sep 29, 2018 12:15:30   #
bahmer
 
Manning345 wrote:
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Think of it this way: Light, which is devoutly to be had, is made up of waves, except when it is made up of particles called photons, or, if you like, light is simultaneously wave and particle. Democrats are a flash in the pan, which probably means they are itsy bitsy particles, and Republicans and Conservatives are waves and waves of illumination. V**e Republican!


Spot on thanks for the insight.

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Sep 30, 2018 11:44:04   #
TrueAmerican
 
Capt-jack wrote:
E = mc 2 (well, a variation)

1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by:

V****g Democratic in the November e******n.


HILLARIOUS

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