Five reasons why l*****ts are so angry with President Trump and want him to fail:
Sep 25, 2018 19:37:22 #
Five reasons why l*****ts are so angry with President Trump and want him to fail:
1). Trump's lawyers have provided Robert Mueller's Special Counsel with 1.4 million pages of documents in the Russian Collusion h**x. L*****ts, though, are furious that Trump's excessive use of paper is hurting the planet and that he is r****t for printing those docs on white sheets.
2). The average Hillary Clinton v**er is stuck with 324 souvenir pantsuits from the 2016 e******n cycle. Pantsuit debt has overtaken college-tuition debt among l*****ts. They have a choice -- liquidate the now-worthless pantsuits or lose the house.
3). Trump Derangement Syndrome is setting l*****ts' pocketbooks back significantly. Doctor visits, hospital visits, safe-space visits and petting-zoo visits are not cheap. Luckily, Trump's very own tax-reform package is helping them pay for TDS.
4). The cost of illicit drugs will skyrocket if Trump builds that "big, beautiful" border wall -- cutting into l*****ts' yoga budgets. And since 38% of l*****ts still believe it's 1967 and that the Summer Of Love is eternal, wall talk is anything but groovy.
5). Trump's booming jobs numbers, economy and stock market are putting average Americans in mortal danger of becoming wildly prosperous and living a good life -- a fiendish way of giving the masses a false sense of security with riches.
1). Trump's lawyers have provided Robert Mueller's Special Counsel with 1.4 million pages of documents in the Russian Collusion h**x. L*****ts, though, are furious that Trump's excessive use of paper is hurting the planet and that he is r****t for printing those docs on white sheets.
2). The average Hillary Clinton v**er is stuck with 324 souvenir pantsuits from the 2016 e******n cycle. Pantsuit debt has overtaken college-tuition debt among l*****ts. They have a choice -- liquidate the now-worthless pantsuits or lose the house.
3). Trump Derangement Syndrome is setting l*****ts' pocketbooks back significantly. Doctor visits, hospital visits, safe-space visits and petting-zoo visits are not cheap. Luckily, Trump's very own tax-reform package is helping them pay for TDS.
4). The cost of illicit drugs will skyrocket if Trump builds that "big, beautiful" border wall -- cutting into l*****ts' yoga budgets. And since 38% of l*****ts still believe it's 1967 and that the Summer Of Love is eternal, wall talk is anything but groovy.
5). Trump's booming jobs numbers, economy and stock market are putting average Americans in mortal danger of becoming wildly prosperous and living a good life -- a fiendish way of giving the masses a false sense of security with riches.
Sep 25, 2018 19:47:18 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Five reasons why l*****ts are so angry with Presid... (show quote)
Very witty! And true to boot!!!
Sep 25, 2018 19:51:19 #
Sep 25, 2018 19:57:38 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Five reasons why l*****ts are so angry with Presid... (show quote)
Now that was funny
Loved the first one.
Sep 26, 2018 11:33:53 #
Sep 26, 2018 11:59:29 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Five reasons why l*****ts are so angry with Presid... (show quote)
Good one oldsailor and all true.
Sep 26, 2018 18:28:07 #
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