crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

Is this how it happened?

Extract from Hillary Clinton's new autobiography, 'The T***h Will
Always Prevail'. To be released soon………………

"Some years ago, nearing dinner time at the White House, our regular
cook fell ill and they had to get a replacement on short notice. He
wasn't the smartest looking guy, in fact he seemed a bit dirty. Bill
voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was
the best they could do on such short notice.
"Just before the meal, Bill noticed the cook sticking his finger in
the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff, but
he was assured that many Chefs did that "Dinner went okay, although
Bill thought that the soup tasted a little funny.
By the time dessert came, he started to have stomach cramps and
nausea. It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had
to excuse himself.
"By now, he was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so
disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the
bathroom.
He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found
a door that opened.
"As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror
that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers
around his knees.
As he was about to pass out, this naive girl bent over him and heard
President Clinton whisper in a barely audible voice: "Sack my cook"
"And that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred."

bestpal38 Loc: Cedar City, Utah

Yep, sounds plausible

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

That was his story and he stuck with it.

Fit2BTied Loc: Texas

Devilishly clever. So what was behind some of the other "misunderstandings"?