badbobby Loc: texas

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, D.C. when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter, addressing the Harley rider, says: 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'


The Harley rider replies: 'Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says: 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living?'

The biker replies: "I'm a U.S. Marine."



The journalist leaves.


The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the front page:

“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH”.

Old Dog

In real life this is exactly how the "LEFT" leaning media would report it

Big dog

You pegged it.

bahmer

Amen and Amen spot on. Was that Marine possibly our dastardly friend Slats?

badbobby Loc: texas

no way bahm
I just wanted to give the corps some publicity
the Corps is not to be blamed for their one mistake

bahmer

Can we be sure it is only one mistake?
Slats claims to have friends in the Corps.

badbobby Loc: texas

prolly not so much friends
as Marines who feel sorry for him

V.Feltman Loc: N.O. La.

I agree with old dog. The left never misses an opportunity to grab a headline and put down us "diplorables" right all you jackasses out there.

bahmer

He must have many then.

badbobby Loc: texas

prolly his whole regiment

bahmer

Truly to be pitied then. So sad to have all those men looking down on you.

badbobby Loc: texas

bahm
Slat was so low
they had no choice

bahmer

Nothing they could do then really sad. Bummer