badbob85037

Twas the night before the Democrat's political convention
It would make more sense if it were a mass lynchin

They were plotin and sceaming trying to pass a 'buy those v**es' bill
We'll give those i***ts Finsteine table dances, crack rock and George Forman grills

Jackson and Sharpner were playing the race cards and never getting them wrong
They were the rightest and lightest in a sea of Democratic Uncle Toms.

Jackson said I'll raise you two honkies and toss in a chink
I've got some bad gas Sharpner yelled "Damn do you stink"

Jackson pulled out the Lysole trying to mask his stank
That's when those hos pelosi, boxer, and waters moved in on his flank
Waters spoke up "what it is my brother Jessy"
Oh I see, that looks bad, your pants are real messy

About that time Jackson doubled over in pain
As Bill Clinton smoking some crack came up with an open flame

Pelosi screamed "My God it's going to blow"
But we all know Democrats brains works real slow

They all tried their best to exit the room
But no one would excape from Jackson's fumes

Bill had the flame on high hitting his pipe and was way to close
All those slow mind Democrats were turned to burnt toast

I love happy endings.

Ofra Ben David

I don't know if this is a poem, but it's well put together!

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

Thanks for making me spill coffee on my cat "Little Man" he scratched me when he jumped out of my lap. Now he is mad at me and Mother Nurse is scolding me for spilling hot coffee on him and myself.

And its it's all your fault badbob85307 because your post was so funny and I laughed so hard.

Great post and thanks for the great laugh. It was worth it all.
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pafret Loc: Northeast

A little work on your punctuation and this would be Edgar Guest level poetry. Might even rate an inclusion in the Golden Trashery of Ogden Nashery. Good job BBnumbers! Great message as well.