My new truck (old joke)
Sep 9, 2018 12:05:01 #
My new truck (old joke)
I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.
'Nelson', the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Well, yesterday, this lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled, 'You Crazy B***h!' Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The Democratic Leader and speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi!"
Damn, I love this truck... :)
I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.
'Nelson', the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Well, yesterday, this lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled, 'You Crazy B***h!' Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The Democratic Leader and speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi!"
Damn, I love this truck... :)
Sep 9, 2018 12:13:28 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
My new truck (old joke) br br I bought a new Dodg... (show quote)
Excellent I love your New Truck as well.
Sep 9, 2018 12:28:12 #
bahmer wrote:
Excellent I love your New Truck as well.
you couldn't drive it if you had it bahm
too much truck for you
but if you asked nicely
I'd break it in for you
and tame it down a lil
so you might be able to handle it----
with supervision
Sep 9, 2018 12:31:12 #
badbobby wrote:
you couldn't drive it if you had it bahm
too much truck for you
but if you asked nicely
I'd break it in for you
and tame it down a lil
so you might be able to handle it----
with supervision
too much truck for you
but if you asked nicely
I'd break it in for you
and tame it down a lil
so you might be able to handle it----
with supervision
You just want to pull your son-in-laws boat around and go fishin is all.
I know you better than that in fact you might lose control and try and drown it in the lake.
Sep 9, 2018 12:41:58 #
Noraa
Loc: Kansas
Oldsailor65 wrote:
My new truck (old joke) br br I bought a new Dodg... (show quote)
OMG! Too funny!!!
Sep 9, 2018 19:43:14 #
I wasn't expecting that good one
Oldsailor65 wrote:
My new truck (old joke) br br I bought a new Dodg... (show quote)
Sep 10, 2018 10:33:00 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
My new truck (old joke) br br I bought a new Dodg... (show quote)
Goes to show ya, Artificial intelligence is scary smart.
Sep 10, 2018 10:58:46 #
Big dog wrote:
Goes to show ya, Artificial intelligence is scary smart.
you really shouldn't speak that way about bahm Bd
Sep 10, 2018 13:52:58 #
badbobby wrote:
you really shouldn't speak that way about bahm Bd
SORRY BAHM, Didn't mean the"artificial" crack.
Sep 10, 2018 14:06:07 #
Big dog wrote:
SORRY BAHM, Didn't mean the"artificial" crack.
it was the word 'intelligence'
that I objected to
Sep 10, 2018 16:03:42 #
badbobby wrote:
it was the word 'intelligence'
that I objected to
that I objected to
And how have I rubbed you the wrong way there badbobby.
I must have done something powerful bad to you to be treated this way.
Must have been my comment about mama I guess.
Sep 10, 2018 17:08:19 #
badbobby wrote:
it was the word 'intelligence'
that I objected to
that I objected to
Why's everybody always pickin on me?
Sep 10, 2018 17:44:07 #
bahmer wrote:
Why's everybody always pickin on me?
told you on another thread bahm
you are the designated pickee
I'm spose to pick on you
when Slat isn't around---got it?????
Sep 10, 2018 17:47:25 #
badbobby wrote:
told you on another thread bahm
you are the designated pickee
I'm spose to pick on you
when Slat isn't around---got it?????
you are the designated pickee
I'm spose to pick on you
when Slat isn't around---got it?????
But he was around today and he picked on me as well. Not fair is all.
You big bully.
Sep 10, 2018 17:56:11 #
bahmer wrote:
But he was around today and he picked on me as well. Not fair is all.
You big bully.
You big bully.
okay bahm
I'll pick on that wascally wascal of a dastardly Marine
will you be happy then
and you should be baskin in the notoriety I have bestowed upon you
little thanks do I get for that
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